Merry Christmas (one day late)! The temperature high for this week was EIGHTY DEGREES. Eighty degrees in the middle of winter in the last half of December. Here in Texas we do not have such seasons as "spring" and "fall", we have just two. Summer and winter.
The people here at the invisihousehold were wandering around in shorts and t-shirts this week. Frosty's not alive right now, Jack Frost is not nipping at my nose, and I am NOT dressed like an Eskimo. (see the lyrics to: The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire), and Frosty the Snowman) If I were dressed like an Eskimo, I'd melt into a puddle of goo, much like Frosty if he were alive in this temperature. Ironically, the coldest day this week was on Christmas, with a high of 45 degrees. Makes me wonder, how cold will New Years be? :)
ta-ta!
a-not-very-cold-invisi
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Ah, Christmas Music
Am I the only one writhing in frustration after hearing Christmas music every day since november?
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Update: This can't be good. All this darned holiday music is wedging itself deep into my head. It doesn't help, of course, that I'm sick now, because I've started to hear Jingle Bells being played when there IS NO Jingle Bells being played.
This year, I will not be doing my Christmas Carol posts. I looked back on them this year and they're kind of, well, stupid.
I also 'pologize to Sammie for not seeing that she had already posted something similar to this one.
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Update: This can't be good. All this darned holiday music is wedging itself deep into my head. It doesn't help, of course, that I'm sick now, because I've started to hear Jingle Bells being played when there IS NO Jingle Bells being played.
This year, I will not be doing my Christmas Carol posts. I looked back on them this year and they're kind of, well, stupid.
I also 'pologize to Sammie for not seeing that she had already posted something similar to this one.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Greetings People around the World! episode 5
Today I thank thine South African and Latvian visitors!
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Shadow Poem Prose
For english at Armstrong High, we are studying poems and writing them. We are writing shadow poems, which are copies of another poem in our own words. I can't explain this really well, so here's an example:
Her laugh was a bell,
Beautiful and hard to tell,
When angel gets it's wings.
Okay... not the best I imagine, but I made it up in 30 seconds, so don't mock me!
Shadow poem:
His scowl was a stain,
Hideous and none too plain,
Were the thoughts that hid within.
Again, not the best example of anything, and especially not a good shadow. I'll try to upload a decent one asap.
To put it brief, a shadow poem is supposed to be an exact copy of the previous poem using different words. ex: "He stared at the dog" which is a pronoun, verb, preposition, article, and a noun. You basically just copy that and insert your own words: "She slept on the couch." still a pronoun, verb, preposition, article, and a noun. It also has the same amount of syllables: five
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I will also upload my shadow poem asap.
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The second assignment was to turn our shadow poem into prose. Prose is ordinary writing that is not verse ( poems, plays, or anything else related). Here's mine, it's in short story/essay format. Let me know if you think of a good title for it! And if you have any editing ideas for me! :)
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Her laugh was a bell,
Beautiful and hard to tell,
When angel gets it's wings.
Okay... not the best I imagine, but I made it up in 30 seconds, so don't mock me!
Shadow poem:
His scowl was a stain,
Hideous and none too plain,
Were the thoughts that hid within.
Again, not the best example of anything, and especially not a good shadow. I'll try to upload a decent one asap.
To put it brief, a shadow poem is supposed to be an exact copy of the previous poem using different words. ex: "He stared at the dog" which is a pronoun, verb, preposition, article, and a noun. You basically just copy that and insert your own words: "She slept on the couch." still a pronoun, verb, preposition, article, and a noun. It also has the same amount of syllables: five
~~~
I will also upload my shadow poem asap.
~~~
The second assignment was to turn our shadow poem into prose. Prose is ordinary writing that is not verse ( poems, plays, or anything else related). Here's mine, it's in short story/essay format. Let me know if you think of a good title for it! And if you have any editing ideas for me! :)
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Finally, after years of putting it off, I clean my room. For this job I’m going to need something special, preferably a hazmat suit. I think as I survey the wreckage that was clean, once upon a time. It is all ancient history now. As I look around the nuclear wasteland that I call my bedroom, I know why it is so messy. I can already see the cycle that I go through every day:
I walk into my room after a long day of school. Collapsing on the one clean corner of my bed, I proceed to dump all of my work into an ever growing heap of stuff. The mounds of clothing, papers and other materials that cluttered my floor have begun to make it hard to walk. I now have to do an odd little hopping dance over the many different piles of junk just to get to my own closet. Not that this is necessary, because it would be completely pointless to go through all the trouble to get there. My closet is completely bare. All of the hangers and clothing are scattered in monstrous hills around my room. I guess this kind of defeats the logic of having a closet in the first place.
On the rare chance that I do my homework, I sit on the one livable corner of my bed and scribble on notebook paper. When it becomes dirty, I simply throw it away and get a new one. This all amounts into a massive mountain of paper, books, erasers, and other school related junk. I then go to bed and repeat the same cycle the next day.
Surveying my room once again, I’m suddenly not so keen on the idea of cleaning up this mess. This is going to take a very long time, I think to myself. As I trudge through masses of refuse I see that my room is like a mini time capsule. The farther back into you go, the older and dustier the debris gets. A yo-yo from when I was five, my favorite stuffed animal that I have been looking for seven years, a school project that was due three months ago, the list goes on and on. Goodness, even a cockroach wouldn’t be able to survive in here, I think as I trip over yet another useless pile of junk. I look down at the dinky garbage bag that I brought in to help me clean and decide that I need something bigger, much bigger, preferably the size of a garbage truck.
With a restrained groan, I shovel buckets of filth into a bag. This isn’t just a nuclear wasteland, I think bitterly, it’s the Battle of Armageddon! I slog through leftover sludge, hacking at any grime that prostrates itself before me. I leave nothing but clean items in my wake. It feels like eons later that I’m packing the last of my dusty trash into a bag. I look at my room, It has been so long since I’ve seen the floor, I think to myself, and even longer since it’s been clean. It feels good to be able to play again, in a room that was previously unlivable.
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I apologize if that was really long. Remember that I haven't blogged in a bit and my words tend to goosh out when they've been bottled up for a while. :P
someone somewhere somehow somebody at sometime will read this post
invisigirl
Monday, November 1, 2010
Chat with Jestar
Whoooo... This one is a long one, I apologize. Invisigirl has actually been invisible (ironic), I've been too busy doing other things to post.... Here is one though
My dad got a new phone, one of those fancy-shmancy thingies with a touch screen. I learned, much to my delight, that it had yahoo chat on it. I told Jestar to get online and chat with me and so we chatted. The problem? I don't know how to use a touchscreen keypad.
Many typos ensue.
Note: Jestar will be in bold, I wil be in normal, editing and new thoughts on the chat will be in italics.
ME:
ik on my dads phone......
Its kinda hard to tyoe
Gyrrrr.... Didntbfiniah
See what i mean? Dnt kike touchbscreena
Ug waaaaaah
Keep accidentally hitting enter
Have to type w. My nails an not my fingers ><
Have yo typebw. My nails fingees r toofat ><
Dang it git enter again
........This is seriousky Mwahah messed up translation- I actually have no idea what this says
JESTAR:
:D having fun?
sorry it took so long...
ME:
Hooray
No problem
GASP
JESTAR:
gasp?
Me:
HOOOORAY IT DID IT AGIN!!!!!!!
JESTAR:
im confused
Me:
eveery time u send simething theres a sparjking noise
XD
JESTAR:
THAT'S AMASING!!
ME:
Like a faury princess wans :) translation-like a fairy princess wand
YEEEEEASSSSSS!!********!!!!! the exclamation point button wasn't working...
I dnt like tgis keyboard
JESTAR:
i can kinda tell
ME:
Hurts my hand
:(
JESTAR:
:D thats what i was thinking...(fair y wand thingy) why dost the keyboard do this?
ME:
NO CLUE but tia mazin!!!!!
meanr t tua s anazing
Uh no not that either
I meant tis amazing
Mwqhah yhere translation- mwahah there
....
JESTAR:
whats amazing? the keyboard huring your hand?
or the wand sounder?
ME:
Wands!!!!
JESTAR:
oohhh... sorry im so easily confused :) not his fault this time
ME:
np! :)
still thouh.... Keyboars is onlyvan ninch long translation- still though, keyboard is only an inch long
Still srrufgling to type translation- still struggling to type
This us kind lUghavls
I-i mean lughable....LaU GHABLE!!!! There
JESTAR:
there we go! :)
><
ME:
:P
Does ur ohone gave thua optionk
.... Wrong agun
Duz ur phone have this option? (yahoo chat)
JESTAR:
oh yeah i think so... i havent looked for it thought
though
ME:
mwhah slow ans seasy wins the racs.... translation- mwahah slow and steady wins the race (reference to how slowly i typed out the last chat message)
steady
Aw... U hs o internet then)? translation- aw, so you don't have internet on your phone?
JESTAR:
haha i like typing fast... no i dont
ME:
Ah...... Same here
NI INTERNET BUDSIES! yeah! XD *highfives* translation- NO INTERNET BUDDIES!
i Poplovise dor my bad grammar translation- I apologize for my bad grammar
JESTAR:
haha easily forgiven
ME:
Do u eve kaugh when readng thezw dUlwx charw?
Uuuuhhh...........
Ivman
IMEAN
DO U EVEE (ever) LAUGH WHEN READING THESE FAILED CHATS?
JESTAR:
uhh of course!!
ME:
.... Haha :P
...I do too XD
U sgud try his our itz rea?ly urritarnf translation- you should try this out, it's really irritating
NOT TRYINGBTO DO THIS
Irritating ia
JESTAR:
whats the last word...?
ME:
Is what i meant
Is
JESTAR:
im confused... <.< aren't we all?
ME:
Pushex weonv uton w. My dat dingeez....
Pushed wrong button w. My fat fingers ><
.........THIW is an epic dailure yes, yes it is.
JESTAR:
i know! its so funny... XD
ME:
I-i mean...
This is an epic failure
Ik not sure i like touchscreeners
JESTAR:
haha why?
ME:
.....Nnit obvious bynw?
I meann
Isnt t bouvious by now
JESTAR:
i didnt know you were using a touchscreen
well yeah now it is
ME:
Uhm isnt it pbvious
No!
obvious by jow...now
....Ur hillarious
JESTAR:
im just confused... but ill go with that too :P
ME:
Sotry meant that u typred ring thing translation- sorry i meant that i typed the wrong thing
Rong
I men
I
Nuuuuuuuu!
thia is all ng kept accidentally hitting the "send" button with my fingers
JESTAR:
...XD
ME:
Rong i mebt ti s
tp say
..........
gtg now ttyl :)
JESTAR:
aw okey doke!
bye
I don't think I'll be chatting on my dad's phone any time soon.
-INVISIGIRL
My dad got a new phone, one of those fancy-shmancy thingies with a touch screen. I learned, much to my delight, that it had yahoo chat on it. I told Jestar to get online and chat with me and so we chatted. The problem? I don't know how to use a touchscreen keypad.
Many typos ensue.
Note: Jestar will be in bold, I wil be in normal, editing and new thoughts on the chat will be in italics.
ME:
ik on my dads phone......
Its kinda hard to tyoe
Gyrrrr.... Didntbfiniah
See what i mean? Dnt kike touchbscreena
Ug waaaaaah
Keep accidentally hitting enter
Have to type w. My nails an not my fingers ><
Have yo typebw. My nails fingees r toofat ><
Dang it git enter again
........This is seriousky Mwahah messed up translation- I actually have no idea what this says
JESTAR:
:D having fun?
sorry it took so long...
ME:
Hooray
No problem
GASP
JESTAR:
gasp?
Me:
HOOOORAY IT DID IT AGIN!!!!!!!
JESTAR:
im confused
Me:
eveery time u send simething theres a sparjking noise
XD
JESTAR:
THAT'S AMASING!!
ME:
Like a faury princess wans :) translation-like a fairy princess wand
YEEEEEASSSSSS!!********!!!!! the exclamation point button wasn't working...
I dnt like tgis keyboard
JESTAR:
i can kinda tell
ME:
Hurts my hand
:(
JESTAR:
:D thats what i was thinking...(fair y wand thingy) why dost the keyboard do this?
ME:
NO CLUE but tia mazin!!!!!
meanr t tua s anazing
Uh no not that either
I meant tis amazing
Mwqhah yhere translation- mwahah there
....
JESTAR:
whats amazing? the keyboard huring your hand?
or the wand sounder?
ME:
Wands!!!!
JESTAR:
oohhh... sorry im so easily confused :) not his fault this time
ME:
np! :)
still thouh.... Keyboars is onlyvan ninch long translation- still though, keyboard is only an inch long
Still srrufgling to type translation- still struggling to type
This us kind lUghavls
I-i mean lughable....LaU GHABLE!!!! There
JESTAR:
there we go! :)
><
ME:
:P
Does ur ohone gave thua optionk
.... Wrong agun
Duz ur phone have this option? (yahoo chat)
JESTAR:
oh yeah i think so... i havent looked for it thought
though
ME:
mwhah slow ans seasy wins the racs.... translation- mwahah slow and steady wins the race (reference to how slowly i typed out the last chat message)
steady
Aw... U hs o internet then)? translation- aw, so you don't have internet on your phone?
JESTAR:
haha i like typing fast... no i dont
ME:
Ah...... Same here
NI INTERNET BUDSIES! yeah! XD *highfives* translation- NO INTERNET BUDDIES!
i Poplovise dor my bad grammar translation- I apologize for my bad grammar
JESTAR:
haha easily forgiven
ME:
Do u eve kaugh when readng thezw dUlwx charw?
Uuuuhhh...........
Ivman
IMEAN
DO U EVEE (ever) LAUGH WHEN READING THESE FAILED CHATS?
JESTAR:
uhh of course!!
ME:
.... Haha :P
...I do too XD
U sgud try his our itz rea?ly urritarnf translation- you should try this out, it's really irritating
NOT TRYINGBTO DO THIS
Irritating ia
JESTAR:
whats the last word...?
ME:
Is what i meant
Is
JESTAR:
im confused... <.< aren't we all?
ME:
Pushex weonv uton w. My dat dingeez....
Pushed wrong button w. My fat fingers ><
.........THIW is an epic dailure yes, yes it is.
JESTAR:
i know! its so funny... XD
ME:
I-i mean...
This is an epic failure
Ik not sure i like touchscreeners
JESTAR:
haha why?
ME:
.....Nnit obvious bynw?
I meann
Isnt t bouvious by now
JESTAR:
i didnt know you were using a touchscreen
well yeah now it is
ME:
Uhm isnt it pbvious
No!
obvious by jow...now
....Ur hillarious
JESTAR:
im just confused... but ill go with that too :P
ME:
Sotry meant that u typred ring thing translation- sorry i meant that i typed the wrong thing
Rong
I men
I
Nuuuuuuuu!
thia is all ng kept accidentally hitting the "send" button with my fingers
JESTAR:
...XD
ME:
Rong i mebt ti s
tp say
..........
gtg now ttyl :)
JESTAR:
aw okey doke!
bye
I don't think I'll be chatting on my dad's phone any time soon.
-INVISIGIRL
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Update
I updated my "Hawaii" post. If anyone cares to look, the update is at the very bottom of the post.
Greetings People Around the World! episode 4
Greetings to my United Kingdom and Russian visitors! Your views are sorely needed.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Sorry...
Well, it's been a while. (Massive understatement) Sorry though, I have too much school work to get on the computer often. Moments like this are few and far between. I will be trying to post what happened in the first 6 weeks at my new school, Armstrong High. Haha. I have pretty much zero people reading my blog now... *sighs* shame on Invisi for not posting so much! I will try and post more often! :)
Invisigirl
Invisigirl
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Avatar: The Legend of Korra
If you heard the rumors, you know that Nickelodeon is coming out with a sequel series to Avatar: The Last Airbender! The Legend of Korra begins 70+ years after the Last Airbender ends. Korra, the main character, is the next Avatar. She's a female waterbender with a personality similar to Katara. Korra's already mastered waterbending, earthbending, and firebending. Her airbending teacher is the son of Katara and Aang: Tenzin. The original cast of the Last Airbender has died off, but there might be flashbacks showing what happened to them after the original show ended. The show should release sometime in 2011.
For more information click here!
Wah! I'm gonna miss Zuko! :)
Invisi
For more information click here!
Wah! I'm gonna miss Zuko! :)
Invisi
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
You decide!
Because Invisi feels rather bad about not posting so much recently. She decided that she wants you to decide what to make her post about! Just tell me what you want me to post about! Here are your choices:
- Piano camp with all girls and me being the oldest student there by about 7 years
- Hiking up Manoa Falls, (more interesting than it sounds... :) )
- Band Camp: our epic fail at Star Wars and others...
- Various keywords that somehow in one way or another link to my blog
- got any (hopefully more interesting) ideas?
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Worst times to hear the word oops
Oops. The most feared word in the English language. What do you think are some of the worst times to hear that word? Please add to this list by commenting below! Get creative! Let's see how many we can get!
- You're having surgery.
- Getting a haircut.
- Getting a tattoo.
- Disarming a bomb.
- Building a house.
List on!
Yesss! The real 100th post!
THIS! Is actually the real 100th post. The other one was not. So, for my 100th post celebration, I ask you to look two posts down, and celebrate it with me there.
Oops...
Uh oh... I just realized that I DIDN'T have 100 posts, I had 98.... smaaaaaart Invisi. So this is my 99th post, and the next will be the 100th!
signed,
greatly-in-need-of-a-calculator-invisi
signed,
greatly-in-need-of-a-calculator-invisi
Monday, August 2, 2010
Hooray! My 100 post!
This is my ONE HUNDREDTH POST! A big hip hip hooray! And as such I will make this a special post about.. um... about... I DUNNO! I will think of something!
As I look back on these 100 posts... I realise, most of them stunk really badly. That is why I give you a virtual cupcake! Cupcakes make everything better.
Greetings People Around the World! episode 3
I salute those Australians and Chinese who read my blog! I SALUTE YOU!!! Thanks for reading... even though I haven't been posting in a while. >_>
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Yay! Hit counters!
As you can tell, above my blog archive lies a hit counter, which is meant to count how many people have clicked on my blog! The reason Invisi is getting all exited about a lil ol hit counter is because she happens to be rather technologically inept... T_T So this is a big step for me! I also realize, that though I don't get many regular readers, I can amuse myself with clicking on my blog multiple times and watching the numbers go up! (Just kidding) Seriously though, I just want to see how much traffic my blog gets...
Eesh... I can't believe I just wrote a whole post about a hit counter...
Poor Invisi... gettin' all exited over a bunch 'o numbers.
Eesh... I can't believe I just wrote a whole post about a hit counter...
Poor Invisi... gettin' all exited over a bunch 'o numbers.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Greetings People Around the World! episode 2
I'm going to make my Greetings post into something I'll update regularly! So, today, I welcome the Indians and Canadians who read my blog!
Thanks for reading!
Invisi
Thanks for reading!
Invisi
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Hawaii
We went hiking with the cousins one day of our vacation. It was pretty funny because I forgot to put on sunscreen and had a bunch of bracelets on my hand.... and, well you can see where this is going. I now have a non-tanned stripe of skin on my arm.It was a really windy hike up the mountain, I kept getting blown over and falling down! :)
Note: Don't wear converse when hiking... It's soles don't give you very much grip.
Here are some pictures that I took:
The next day me and my family went hiking at the BE-autiful Manoa Falls, which is officially the muddiest place I have ever been. I had mud splatters up to my waist.... T'WAS AWESOME!!! Here are some of the (many) pictures that we took:
As you can see, 'tis quite pretty!
Later, my family and I went to a swap meet to look for souvenirs. I saw a black jade bracelet that I liked, but didn't want to buy. It was 88 dollars. Just a tad bit too expensive for little Invisi... But the salesperson INSISTED that I buy it.... She was trying to force it on me, and kept on haggling... here's what it sounded like:
Saleslady: You like?
Invisi: Yeah... It's pretty! *hands bracelet back*
Saleslady: Only 88 dollar! *gives bracelet back*
Invisi: No, it's okay, I don't have that kind of money. *gives bracelet back*
Saleslady: I give you whole sale price! 50 dollar! (the lady is Vietnamese, by the way, with a heavy accent)
Invisi: N-no, it's okay, I don't want it! *backs away*
Saleslady: I give you CHEAP! 40 dollar!
Invisi: NO THANK YOU, I DON'T WANT IT! *backs away farther*
By now, the second salesperson had joined, and they were both yelling prices at me.
Salesperson #1: 33 DOLLAR!
Invisi: No thanks!
Salesperson #2: 30 DOLLAR!
Invisi: I DON'T WANT IT!
Salesperson #1: 25 DOLLAR!
Invisi: I'M NOT GOING TO BUY IT!
Salesperson #2: 20 DOLLAR!
Invisi: NO THANKS, I REALLY DON'T WANT IT!
This goes on for a while, until the formerly 88 dollar bracelet becomes 15 dollars... I didn't buy it though, I had run from that store as fast as I could. I could still hear them shouting out prices behind me.
While we were wandering along the storefront, I saw someone drawing caricatures of people, and I stopped to watch. Of course, my family stopped with me. We watched the artist for a little while longer, and when we turned around we found that a crowd had gathered around the formerly empty caricature artist. The reason for the crowd? They were all Japanese. Why is this important? Hawaii gets many Japanese tourists, and it seemed as if they all were at Waikiki Beach, at the same time. Now, the Japanese aren't known for being tall, but my dad IS. What I think happened, is that a majority of them stopped to see what the big man was looking at, and other people stopped to see what the other people were looking at, and by the time I turned around, I had to force myself to get out of ALL THE TINY JAPANESE PEOPLE. (sorry, i don't feel like i explained the reason for the crowd very well...oh well... :P)
The day we left, we went to go to Pali Lookout. It's really pretty up there, but really windy. I'm not exaggerating, but there were hurricane force winds there. It must have been hitting 80-90 mph. Again... I'M NOT EXAGGERATING!! It must have been hitting that high, because when I jumped straight up into the air, I got pushed back a couple of feet... I'll try to upload a video later. It was officially the coolest experience in my life. The reason for all the wind was because the breezes from the sea and city were coming in, hitting the mountains, and channeling STRAIGHT INTO PALI LOOKOUT. I was being blown everywhere. To be able to move at all, you had to lean almost vertically into the wind.
Note: NEVER, EVER wear a skirt or a loose shirt to Pali Lookout. I got flashed one to many times by some stylish girl wearing a skirt.
To give you a glimpse into how windy it was here's a picture of me at one of the LESS windy places:
That's my vacation, in a nutshell. Sorry if I made it boring!
Bye!
Invisi
Thanks to my dad for all these wonderful pictures! They all belong to him, so please, don't copy or use them without my permission.
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Update: Finally uploaded a video of me and my family at Pali Lookout
click here to see the video
Note: Don't wear converse when hiking... It's soles don't give you very much grip.
Here are some pictures that I took:
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A few days later we went to our cousin's place to spend the night. I have a question for you: Have you ever tried playing tennis in your flip flops? Don't. It's no fun having 90 mph tennis balls shooting towards your poor, vulnerable, defenseless toes.---
The next day me and my family went hiking at the BE-autiful Manoa Falls, which is officially the muddiest place I have ever been. I had mud splatters up to my waist.... T'WAS AWESOME!!! Here are some of the (many) pictures that we took:
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Later, my family and I went to a swap meet to look for souvenirs. I saw a black jade bracelet that I liked, but didn't want to buy. It was 88 dollars. Just a tad bit too expensive for little Invisi... But the salesperson INSISTED that I buy it.... She was trying to force it on me, and kept on haggling... here's what it sounded like:
Saleslady: You like?
Invisi: Yeah... It's pretty! *hands bracelet back*
Saleslady: Only 88 dollar! *gives bracelet back*
Invisi: No, it's okay, I don't have that kind of money. *gives bracelet back*
Saleslady: I give you whole sale price! 50 dollar! (the lady is Vietnamese, by the way, with a heavy accent)
Invisi: N-no, it's okay, I don't want it! *backs away*
Saleslady: I give you CHEAP! 40 dollar!
Invisi: NO THANK YOU, I DON'T WANT IT! *backs away farther*
By now, the second salesperson had joined, and they were both yelling prices at me.
Salesperson #1: 33 DOLLAR!
Invisi: No thanks!
Salesperson #2: 30 DOLLAR!
Invisi: I DON'T WANT IT!
Salesperson #1: 25 DOLLAR!
Invisi: I'M NOT GOING TO BUY IT!
Salesperson #2: 20 DOLLAR!
Invisi: NO THANKS, I REALLY DON'T WANT IT!
This goes on for a while, until the formerly 88 dollar bracelet becomes 15 dollars... I didn't buy it though, I had run from that store as fast as I could. I could still hear them shouting out prices behind me.
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Since our hotel was on Waikiki Beach, I was able to go walking along the store front at night. Invisi has discovered that she finds drunk people VERY amusing! As I passed one group of friends, I noticed an unusual thing- that they appeared to be singing. What's unusual about that, you ask? The fact that they were singing into each other's t-shirts in an attempt to get them to light up. The sad thing was, it worked. I saw other drunk people doing stupid things... Such as riding an escalator... The wrong way.While we were wandering along the storefront, I saw someone drawing caricatures of people, and I stopped to watch. Of course, my family stopped with me. We watched the artist for a little while longer, and when we turned around we found that a crowd had gathered around the formerly empty caricature artist. The reason for the crowd? They were all Japanese. Why is this important? Hawaii gets many Japanese tourists, and it seemed as if they all were at Waikiki Beach, at the same time. Now, the Japanese aren't known for being tall, but my dad IS. What I think happened, is that a majority of them stopped to see what the big man was looking at, and other people stopped to see what the other people were looking at, and by the time I turned around, I had to force myself to get out of ALL THE TINY JAPANESE PEOPLE. (sorry, i don't feel like i explained the reason for the crowd very well...oh well... :P)
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The day we left, we went to go to Pali Lookout. It's really pretty up there, but really windy. I'm not exaggerating, but there were hurricane force winds there. It must have been hitting 80-90 mph. Again... I'M NOT EXAGGERATING!! It must have been hitting that high, because when I jumped straight up into the air, I got pushed back a couple of feet... I'll try to upload a video later. It was officially the coolest experience in my life. The reason for all the wind was because the breezes from the sea and city were coming in, hitting the mountains, and channeling STRAIGHT INTO PALI LOOKOUT. I was being blown everywhere. To be able to move at all, you had to lean almost vertically into the wind.
Note: NEVER, EVER wear a skirt or a loose shirt to Pali Lookout. I got flashed one to many times by some stylish girl wearing a skirt.
To give you a glimpse into how windy it was here's a picture of me at one of the LESS windy places:
That's my vacation, in a nutshell. Sorry if I made it boring!
Bye!
Invisi
Thanks to my dad for all these wonderful pictures! They all belong to him, so please, don't copy or use them without my permission.
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Update: Finally uploaded a video of me and my family at Pali Lookout
click here to see the video
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Greetings people around the world!
I have recently discovered the "Stats" button on my blog. It tells how much traffic I get on my blog, different countries where people read my blog, which posts get the most views, etc. I was pleased to see that in the last week, forty-something people from America got on my blog, one person from Japan, and one person from Singapore... Unfortunately, I don't think they stayed long... But, HELLO TO ALL THE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD!
This has been an Invisi
This has been an Invisi
Thursday, July 8, 2010
noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Ever feel depressed when bad news comes?
Push button in dire situations. http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ I've used this many times!
Push button in dire situations. http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ I've used this many times!
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Vacation and Hawaii poems
Well... It's been a while, hasn't it? If you're wondering why, it's 'cos I've been in Hawaii for the past 10 days. I was on vacation, visiting my relatives and stuff like that. I have so much to talk about.... get ready :)
Here are some poems that I wrote, they haven't really been edited yet, so they're still raw....
On a connecting flight out of the Big Island of Hawaii:
Regrets
Good bye ocean, though I regret,
Not dipping a toe,
In your aquamarine waters,
From the sky I look,
Way down at the bleak, slate green sea,
And shiver.
Walking on the Waikiki Beach at night:
Immortal Sands
We leave our tracks,
On a still, yet distant forever,
Knowing that some will wash away,
Like sands by an ocean,
Only to be rewritten by another,
As a good story told again, and again.
Some will stay and be immortalized,
Like footprints on the moon,
A landmark to others,
A goal to be reached, and passed,
Sometime in the distant forever.
Looking at a Banyan tree. If you don't know what it looks like, here's a picture of a Banyan tree in Waikiki:
The roots hang from the branches, and when they reach the ground they enter it and grow bigger and stronger, so that they almost become mini tree trunks. The reason I like the Banyan tree so much is because the roots hang from the tree, then become the supporting force behind it. I could talk a lot more about it... but that's not the point of this post :). Here's the poem:
The Banyan Tree
The Banyan tree,
Reaches down,
To pierce the solid ground,
With it's quavering roots,
That sway in the wind,
And become,
An immovable element,
Solid in the earth.
There were more poems.... But they're not done yet.... ehheh.... *sweat*
Here are some poems that I wrote, they haven't really been edited yet, so they're still raw....
On a connecting flight out of the Big Island of Hawaii:
Regrets
Good bye ocean, though I regret,
Not dipping a toe,
In your aquamarine waters,
From the sky I look,
Way down at the bleak, slate green sea,
And shiver.
Walking on the Waikiki Beach at night:
Immortal Sands
We leave our tracks,
On a still, yet distant forever,
Knowing that some will wash away,
Like sands by an ocean,
Only to be rewritten by another,
As a good story told again, and again.
Some will stay and be immortalized,
Like footprints on the moon,
A landmark to others,
A goal to be reached, and passed,
Sometime in the distant forever.
Looking at a Banyan tree. If you don't know what it looks like, here's a picture of a Banyan tree in Waikiki:
The roots hang from the branches, and when they reach the ground they enter it and grow bigger and stronger, so that they almost become mini tree trunks. The reason I like the Banyan tree so much is because the roots hang from the tree, then become the supporting force behind it. I could talk a lot more about it... but that's not the point of this post :). Here's the poem:
The Banyan Tree
The Banyan tree,
Reaches down,
To pierce the solid ground,
With it's quavering roots,
That sway in the wind,
And become,
An immovable element,
Solid in the earth.
There were more poems.... But they're not done yet.... ehheh.... *sweat*
Friday, June 18, 2010
MLIA
Have you ever been to the website MLIA? It stands for my life is average, here are some exerpts from the website! :
Today, I ate a fortune cookie that read "Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny." Lately I've been dreaming of being hunted down by murderers. I'm kind of nervous now. MLIA.
My 5 year old excitedly told me "I CAN READ MY OWN MIND!!" She was serious. I have high hopes for her! MLIA
Today my mom was watching soap operas. I walked by as some random chick came on and I whispered, "Who's that?" The lady on tv whispered back, "Cassie." I said thanks, and walked away. MLIA
Today i realized that i have never been to walmart, never had a tootsie pop, never eaten lucky charms, never even seen a dime or a quarter. But then it hit me. Im british. MLIA
Last night, I slept with both socks on. This morning, I woke up with only one sock on one of my feet. I looked everywhere for it and found it in my fish tank. I really want to know what happened last night. MLIA.
Today, I was searching up a question on google of why a series came with 3d glasses. I typed in "Why does se" and one of the suggestions was, "Why does seaworld have a seafood restaurant?" You know, google, that's a great question. MLIA
Today, I learned that typing <(") in face book chat makes it come out as a penguin. I then spent my time attacking my friends with hordes of penguin armies. MLIA
.ɐı1ɯ .ɥɐʎ-ooq .uʍop ǝpısdn uǝʇʇıɹʍ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuou 'ǝɹoɟǝq sɐı1ɯ ʎzɐɹɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd ǝɯos uǝǝs ǝʌɐɥ ı ǝ1ıɥʍ 'ʇɐɥʇ pǝsı1ɐǝɹ ı 'ʎɐpoʇ
Today my six year-old sister called me "pitiful". Wondering if she even knew what that meant, I asked her the definition of pitiful. What was her answer? Pretty and beautiful. ...I know how i'm going to compliment people from now on. MLIA.
Today, I started singing 'Snape, Snape, Severus Snape' at musical rehearsal. Another 5 people joined me and we sang the whole Mysterious Ticking Noise. After we'd finished, we heard the teachers singing along as well. MLIA
Today, I was reminiscing about the good old days when I remembered my childhood fear and started laughing. Monsters? Crocodiles? Dragons? Spiders? Snakes? Nope. Cows. I was a special child. MLIA
Today, my dad told me that Sponges actually eat starfish. I cant look at Spongebob the same now. MLIA
Today, I found out about a Where's Waldo app for the iPhone. I searched for it on the app store for half an hour, I could not find it. Well played Waldo, well played. MLIA
Today I googled dying. The first result was, "Dying for beginners". I wondered how you could not be a beginner at dying. MLIA
Today, while at a resturant with my family, my little sister asked my mom for some money to get a Hannah Montana sticker. I was deeply disappointed in her until she got the sticker, put it on the bottom of her shoe, and said "Now I can step on her face alllll day long!" I have never more proud of her. MLIA.
Today, I was supposed to be doing my homework, but I was on MLIA. I laughed, and my mum asked what was so funny. I quickly closed MLIA and it was on my assignment research about Japanese whaling. There was a picture of a whale with a harpoon through it's back. She now thinks I'm a psychopath. MLIA
that one's my favorite :)
Today I went to the bathroom and thought " Who keeps using the last pieces of toilet paper?!" Then I realized I live by myself. MLIA
Today, I was staying at a hotel. I needed to take my incredibly heavy suitcase up to my room, so naturally I took the elevator. I got into the elevator, which was crowded with a LOT of people. I then proceeded to zip part of my suitcase open and whisper "Don't worry buddy, we're almost to the room. Ya got enough air in there??" The looks i got were priceless. Pretty much everyone in the elevator got out on the next floor, and now at least 15 people think i'm insane. It was soooo worth it. MLIA
Yesterday, my friend said something to me and my brain imediately translated it to "munch munch munch munch". I still don't know what she said but I'm okay with that. MLIA
JUST FOR SAM!
Today, a package was received at my work. The package was adressed to Sam Iam. Dr.Suess will live on forever! MLIA
And so on, and so forth.. I could go on for HOURS.... :) tata!
Today, I ate a fortune cookie that read "Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny." Lately I've been dreaming of being hunted down by murderers. I'm kind of nervous now. MLIA.
My 5 year old excitedly told me "I CAN READ MY OWN MIND!!" She was serious. I have high hopes for her! MLIA
Today my mom was watching soap operas. I walked by as some random chick came on and I whispered, "Who's that?" The lady on tv whispered back, "Cassie." I said thanks, and walked away. MLIA
Today i realized that i have never been to walmart, never had a tootsie pop, never eaten lucky charms, never even seen a dime or a quarter. But then it hit me. Im british. MLIA
Last night, I slept with both socks on. This morning, I woke up with only one sock on one of my feet. I looked everywhere for it and found it in my fish tank. I really want to know what happened last night. MLIA.
Today, I was searching up a question on google of why a series came with 3d glasses. I typed in "Why does se" and one of the suggestions was, "Why does seaworld have a seafood restaurant?" You know, google, that's a great question. MLIA
Today, I learned that typing <(") in face book chat makes it come out as a penguin. I then spent my time attacking my friends with hordes of penguin armies. MLIA
.ɐı1ɯ .ɥɐʎ-ooq .uʍop ǝpısdn uǝʇʇıɹʍ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuou 'ǝɹoɟǝq sɐı1ɯ ʎzɐɹɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd ǝɯos uǝǝs ǝʌɐɥ ı ǝ1ıɥʍ 'ʇɐɥʇ pǝsı1ɐǝɹ ı 'ʎɐpoʇ
Today my six year-old sister called me "pitiful". Wondering if she even knew what that meant, I asked her the definition of pitiful. What was her answer? Pretty and beautiful. ...I know how i'm going to compliment people from now on. MLIA.
Today, I started singing 'Snape, Snape, Severus Snape' at musical rehearsal. Another 5 people joined me and we sang the whole Mysterious Ticking Noise. After we'd finished, we heard the teachers singing along as well. MLIA
Today, I was reminiscing about the good old days when I remembered my childhood fear and started laughing. Monsters? Crocodiles? Dragons? Spiders? Snakes? Nope. Cows. I was a special child. MLIA
Today, my dad told me that Sponges actually eat starfish. I cant look at Spongebob the same now. MLIA
Today, I found out about a Where's Waldo app for the iPhone. I searched for it on the app store for half an hour, I could not find it. Well played Waldo, well played. MLIA
Today I googled dying. The first result was, "Dying for beginners". I wondered how you could not be a beginner at dying. MLIA
Today, while at a resturant with my family, my little sister asked my mom for some money to get a Hannah Montana sticker. I was deeply disappointed in her until she got the sticker, put it on the bottom of her shoe, and said "Now I can step on her face alllll day long!" I have never more proud of her. MLIA.
Today, I was supposed to be doing my homework, but I was on MLIA. I laughed, and my mum asked what was so funny. I quickly closed MLIA and it was on my assignment research about Japanese whaling. There was a picture of a whale with a harpoon through it's back. She now thinks I'm a psychopath. MLIA
that one's my favorite :)
Today I went to the bathroom and thought " Who keeps using the last pieces of toilet paper?!" Then I realized I live by myself. MLIA
Today, I was staying at a hotel. I needed to take my incredibly heavy suitcase up to my room, so naturally I took the elevator. I got into the elevator, which was crowded with a LOT of people. I then proceeded to zip part of my suitcase open and whisper "Don't worry buddy, we're almost to the room. Ya got enough air in there??" The looks i got were priceless. Pretty much everyone in the elevator got out on the next floor, and now at least 15 people think i'm insane. It was soooo worth it. MLIA
Yesterday, my friend said something to me and my brain imediately translated it to "munch munch munch munch". I still don't know what she said but I'm okay with that. MLIA
JUST FOR SAM!
Today, a package was received at my work. The package was adressed to Sam Iam. Dr.Suess will live on forever! MLIA
And so on, and so forth.. I could go on for HOURS.... :) tata!
Monday, June 14, 2010
Nuther poem!
My mind tends to randomly come up with poems, this one happened when I was folding my laundry....
Avalanche
A cascading torrent of imagination,
A bothersome way of feeling,
Crosses from my world to yours,
From the thoughts of one,
To the eyes of another,
Willfully bring images,
Shutting out a world of worries,
And wandering through the paths of bliss.
Avalanche
A cascading torrent of imagination,
A bothersome way of feeling,
Crosses from my world to yours,
From the thoughts of one,
To the eyes of another,
Willfully bring images,
Shutting out a world of worries,
And wandering through the paths of bliss.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Mai poems
Here are the poems that I submitted to my (old) school's literary magazine. They both made it in.
A Writer's Saga
The battle cries heard,
From the depths of the pages,
Still resonate on,
Throughout all the ages.
The towering spire,
That rises still higher,
Rules on the brink,
Of paper and ink.
The bellowing roar,
Of a great war,
Voices lent,
From minds well spent.
A path well ridden,
Of words well written,
The saga still strong,
Though the writer's long gone.
They dance and curve,
Those flowing words,
As black as night,
On sheets pale white.
I Can't Write a Poem
Of all the things I cannot do,
Poems are the worst, it's true!
The rhyming creations,
Can give me hallucinations,
But even that is not the worst,
It's when I try to make a verse,
It's quite a pain,
And hurts my brain,
To make a poem rhyme.
A Writer's Saga
The battle cries heard,
From the depths of the pages,
Still resonate on,
Throughout all the ages.
The towering spire,
That rises still higher,
Rules on the brink,
Of paper and ink.
The bellowing roar,
Of a great war,
Voices lent,
From minds well spent.
A path well ridden,
Of words well written,
The saga still strong,
Though the writer's long gone.
They dance and curve,
Those flowing words,
As black as night,
On sheets pale white.
I Can't Write a Poem
Of all the things I cannot do,
Poems are the worst, it's true!
The rhyming creations,
Can give me hallucinations,
But even that is not the worst,
It's when I try to make a verse,
It's quite a pain,
And hurts my brain,
To make a poem rhyme.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
A poem that sprang to mind
This is a poem that came into being after writing a comment on Skandar's post: Tomorrow. After I wrote the comment, I felt the overwhelming urge to sit down and write a poem about it, and here it is:
A New Era
Sighing, sobbing
Weeping, wanting,
Good bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Innocence lost,
Knowledge gained,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Changing, leaping,
Jumping, flying,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different
Feet first,
Splash down,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different
Walking, wandering,
Tripping, falling,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Picture perfect,
Burning up,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Loving, living,
Losing, giving,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Laughter echos,
Gone forever,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
A sad poem, I realize, and different, too than what I normally write. But not too bad...
A New Era
Sighing, sobbing
Weeping, wanting,
Good bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Innocence lost,
Knowledge gained,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Changing, leaping,
Jumping, flying,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different
Feet first,
Splash down,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different
Walking, wandering,
Tripping, falling,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Picture perfect,
Burning up,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Loving, living,
Losing, giving,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
Laughter echos,
Gone forever,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.
A sad poem, I realize, and different, too than what I normally write. But not too bad...
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
goo-bye my first poll! ratings and the winner.
To all of whom voted, and all of whom I forced to vote out there, you can tell the winner of my poll is most definately My Dad, Elmer Fudd, with a whopping 6 votes. This may sound small, but all the other options got zero, zip, nada, goose eggs, NUTHIN. And so.... we have a hands down winner!
tata!
lrigisivni
tata!
lrigisivni
Monday, May 31, 2010
Shaved Bieber
Lay-dees and genteelmen, I now announce the end of all our problems: Shaved Bieber. This is a clever little tool that erases ALL mentions of Justin Bieber's name from the web. It is a downloadable version that even gives you the pleasure of going to his website and see every mention of his name erased. Shaved Bieber even deletes PHOTOS of the celebrity that are labled Justin Bieber, or Bieber. You can download it here!
Guess which Invisiperson will be downloading it now? The only problem.... will it affect my blog?
Justin-Bieber-less-Invisi, out!
Guess which Invisiperson will be downloading it now? The only problem.... will it affect my blog?
Justin-Bieber-less-Invisi, out!
Combustable Pants
Did you know that when you translate "Liar, liar, pants on fire." to french, and back again, it comes back as "Teller of untruths, your pants have combusted." ?
Friday, May 28, 2010
And the Woods of Brent close... my sentimental post
As I'm sure everyone knows by now, the halls of Brentwood are closing on me. Invisi is very very very very depressed as this was her favorite school.
At this school, I have found many good friends that I hope to keep for the rest of my life, and I pray that I will be able to keep in touch with them.
At this school, I have learned a lot. From Bible to Band, these things will stick with me for an eternity, and I hope to keep the best of memories of Brentwood.
At this school, I hope that I have created many lasting, life-long memories (of the good kind), and may always be able to look back on my moments and laugh.
To all my friends, this has been the best three years of my life.
Signed: Invisi (who actually started crying in the middle of this post and had to cut it short)
At this school, I have found many good friends that I hope to keep for the rest of my life, and I pray that I will be able to keep in touch with them.
At this school, I have learned a lot. From Bible to Band, these things will stick with me for an eternity, and I hope to keep the best of memories of Brentwood.
At this school, I hope that I have created many lasting, life-long memories (of the good kind), and may always be able to look back on my moments and laugh.
To all my friends, this has been the best three years of my life.
Signed: Invisi (who actually started crying in the middle of this post and had to cut it short)
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Please make Invisi happy
there are two things that would make invisi most happy right now, one would be to please do my poll, and another would be to please click the little button that says "comment" riiiiiiiiiiight there
Saturday, May 22, 2010
My Dad, Elmer Fudd
Today, my dad told me: "Hey! Let me show you something!" Seeing as how I had just gotten into an argument with him, I apprehensively followed him into our backyard. As we're walking, I see something in the grass, and I say: "Woah... that's kinda gross" my Dad asks "Huh?" and looks down. On the ground there's a bunny carcass, all bloody and dead and lying there.
Me: Did you run over it with your lawn mower?
(He had been mowing previously)
Dad: Apparently... AW! I DIDN'T KNOW I DID THAT! I didn't mean for you to see that! Aw! I must've run over it! *depressed look* the poor bunny... But here! (brightens up) This is their nest!
By now, I'm worried, maybe they're more dead bunnies. I lean over and look into the hole where he was pointing, see something furry, and walk away. I thought he had run over the whole nest of them, which I later learned, he hadn't.
Later...
Me: Mom!
Mom: Yeeees?
(by the way my mom had just cleaned out the refrigerator, and our aunt and uncle had dropped by for a visit)
Me: Have you seen my chocolate bunny?
Mom: Uh, no...
Me: Aw... It was good chocolate, and I can't find it! It melts at outside temperature, so I have to keep it in the refrigerator! I wrapped it in saran wrap and put it waaaay in the back behind the yogurt so no one would find it and put it in the meat bin again!
(To make a long story short, every time I put my chocolate in the refrigerator to keep cold, someone puts it in the meat bin! I don't know why, but they do! The last time they did it, they left it on a bunch of pepperoni and ribs, so when I ate the meat-chocolate, it smelled and tasted like pepperoni! Not all the way through, but enough so you taste it when you eat it... It was disgusting.)
Mom:. ....it wouldn't happen to be wedge shaped, would it?
Me: MOM!
Mom: Uh oh...
Later on, I learned that she accidentally threw it away because she couldn't figure out what it was, and she thought that it was really really really old, because it was in the back of our refrigerator. So much for hiding my solid chocolate bunny from the meat bin.
(Dad walks in)
Me: DAD!!! Mom threw away my chocolate bunny!
Dad: Don't TALK to me about bunnies!
(walks into his bedroom to go take a shower)
Uncle (who had been enlightened to what happened with the lawn mower): Probably just going to go get that bunny blood washed off of him...
At one point my Uncle called my dad Elmer Fudd, and said: Shh.... be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting WABBITS!
And so my Dad was the butt of our jokes for pretty much the whole day. At one point my brother put on one of those clown noses and started to juggle Easter Eggs, but that's another story...
Much much later,
We had just gotten home from dinner with my aunt and uncle, and we're standing around in our driveway talking to them. At one point I go:
Me: Dad, you have some red stuff on the back of your t-shirt.
Uncle: It must be bunny blood!
Brother (goes around and inspects the back of my dad's t-shirt): It is bunny blood!
Dad: I'm a bunny murderer, I'll never live it down (insert pout here)
Aunt: You'll be standing at the pearly gates and you'll look down and, (makes rabbit impersonation), it'll be waiting for you, staring...
Me: YEAH! It and all the caterpillars! (for those of you who do not know, look two posts down.)
Uncle: No, what'll happen is, St. Peter will lean down and ask them, THAT'S the one? You're going to caterpillar hell young man!
This continues for a while until:
Dad: I'm going to go get the bunny blood off of my t-shirt.
Uncle: Good-bye Elmer Fudd!
Me: Did you run over it with your lawn mower?
(He had been mowing previously)
Dad: Apparently... AW! I DIDN'T KNOW I DID THAT! I didn't mean for you to see that! Aw! I must've run over it! *depressed look* the poor bunny... But here! (brightens up) This is their nest!
By now, I'm worried, maybe they're more dead bunnies. I lean over and look into the hole where he was pointing, see something furry, and walk away. I thought he had run over the whole nest of them, which I later learned, he hadn't.
Later...
Me: Mom!
Mom: Yeeees?
(by the way my mom had just cleaned out the refrigerator, and our aunt and uncle had dropped by for a visit)
Me: Have you seen my chocolate bunny?
Mom: Uh, no...
Me: Aw... It was good chocolate, and I can't find it! It melts at outside temperature, so I have to keep it in the refrigerator! I wrapped it in saran wrap and put it waaaay in the back behind the yogurt so no one would find it and put it in the meat bin again!
(To make a long story short, every time I put my chocolate in the refrigerator to keep cold, someone puts it in the meat bin! I don't know why, but they do! The last time they did it, they left it on a bunch of pepperoni and ribs, so when I ate the meat-chocolate, it smelled and tasted like pepperoni! Not all the way through, but enough so you taste it when you eat it... It was disgusting.)
Mom:. ....it wouldn't happen to be wedge shaped, would it?
Me: MOM!
Mom: Uh oh...
Later on, I learned that she accidentally threw it away because she couldn't figure out what it was, and she thought that it was really really really old, because it was in the back of our refrigerator. So much for hiding my solid chocolate bunny from the meat bin.
(Dad walks in)
Me: DAD!!! Mom threw away my chocolate bunny!
Dad: Don't TALK to me about bunnies!
(walks into his bedroom to go take a shower)
Uncle (who had been enlightened to what happened with the lawn mower): Probably just going to go get that bunny blood washed off of him...
At one point my Uncle called my dad Elmer Fudd, and said: Shh.... be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting WABBITS!
And so my Dad was the butt of our jokes for pretty much the whole day. At one point my brother put on one of those clown noses and started to juggle Easter Eggs, but that's another story...
Much much later,
We had just gotten home from dinner with my aunt and uncle, and we're standing around in our driveway talking to them. At one point I go:
Me: Dad, you have some red stuff on the back of your t-shirt.
Uncle: It must be bunny blood!
Brother (goes around and inspects the back of my dad's t-shirt): It is bunny blood!
Dad: I'm a bunny murderer, I'll never live it down (insert pout here)
Aunt: You'll be standing at the pearly gates and you'll look down and, (makes rabbit impersonation), it'll be waiting for you, staring...
Me: YEAH! It and all the caterpillars! (for those of you who do not know, look two posts down.)
Uncle: No, what'll happen is, St. Peter will lean down and ask them, THAT'S the one? You're going to caterpillar hell young man!
This continues for a while until:
Dad: I'm going to go get the bunny blood off of my t-shirt.
Uncle: Good-bye Elmer Fudd!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
have you LOLed today? just for twilightlover
painted churches and caterpillar carnage
So we spent this weekend in Schuenberg? (I think that's how you spell it...?) and toured the city looking at the painted churches, which were, in fact, painted... I thought they would have murals on the walls of the churches, but instead the insides were painted. Some of them looked like huuuuuuuuge cathedrals, until you noticed that it was all an illusion... Invisi didn't notice that it was an illusion until somebody pointed it out...
After this, we went to DQ to get some food, and I look out the window and see a shiny red van with one of those hula dancer bobbleheads in it. I think, "Wow... Haven't seen one of THOSE in a while." and then, the owner of the car walks in... I glance at him, look away, then freeze. This is the conversation that went on in my head:
me: Does he have what I THINK he has in his back pocket? *glance* HE DOOOOOOEEEEEESSS!!!!!!! *mwaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaa-haaaaa!!!!!*
Now, seeing as you might be wondering what he had in his pants pocket, let me tell you, it was... none other... than a stuffed panda bear... My dad told me that it was one of the many plays in the international Guy's Rulebook On How To Get Girls To Talk To You. (not an actual book, by the way) Apparently, he thought that by having a panda bear in his back pocket he would get girls to talk to him about the panda in his jeans... To me, he looked like a sissy with a panda bear trying to get air. What was funny, though, was when he went to go to bathroom ( i couldn't help seeing since the bathroom door was right across from me >_< ), the bathroom door closes, and the panda bear gets stuck in it...
note: if you like caterpillars, please don't read the rest of this post....I warned you....
The next day, today, we drove home, on the way we passed through La Grange, my family took the scenic rout, and apparently, caterpillars THRIVED there... On TOP of that, they all decided "Hey! Let's all cross the road in front of Invisi's car!" So we'll be driving, and here's what happened...:
mom: DON'T DRIVE OVER THE CATERPILLAR! DON'T DRIVE OVER THE CATERPILLAR!
dad: *squish* Too late!
brother: ahahahahahaha! It left a SPLAT! ahahahahahaha!
invisi: KEEP GOING KEEP GOING! Ahhhh! 'Nother caterpillar!
mom: DON'T DRIVE OVER THE CATERPILLAR!
dad: did i hit him? Did I hit him?
bro: Yep!
invisi: HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH! There's another one! And another one!
dad: Whee! *squish* Whee! *squish* Oop! There goes another one! *squish*
and so on, and so forth... my mom was mad at us for killing all the little caterpillars, at one point, we stopped, got out of the car, looked at a caterpillar, got back in the car, and drove over all his little friends... :) :) :) :)
Invisi did feel slightly sad for all the death caused on the road at La Grange... but it was funny nonetheless....
After this, we went to DQ to get some food, and I look out the window and see a shiny red van with one of those hula dancer bobbleheads in it. I think, "Wow... Haven't seen one of THOSE in a while." and then, the owner of the car walks in... I glance at him, look away, then freeze. This is the conversation that went on in my head:
me: Does he have what I THINK he has in his back pocket? *glance* HE DOOOOOOEEEEEESSS!!!!!!! *mwaaaaaa-haaaaaaaaaa-haaaaa!!!!!*
Now, seeing as you might be wondering what he had in his pants pocket, let me tell you, it was... none other... than a stuffed panda bear... My dad told me that it was one of the many plays in the international Guy's Rulebook On How To Get Girls To Talk To You. (not an actual book, by the way) Apparently, he thought that by having a panda bear in his back pocket he would get girls to talk to him about the panda in his jeans... To me, he looked like a sissy with a panda bear trying to get air. What was funny, though, was when he went to go to bathroom ( i couldn't help seeing since the bathroom door was right across from me >_< ), the bathroom door closes, and the panda bear gets stuck in it...
note: if you like caterpillars, please don't read the rest of this post....I warned you....
The next day, today, we drove home, on the way we passed through La Grange, my family took the scenic rout, and apparently, caterpillars THRIVED there... On TOP of that, they all decided "Hey! Let's all cross the road in front of Invisi's car!" So we'll be driving, and here's what happened...:
mom: DON'T DRIVE OVER THE CATERPILLAR! DON'T DRIVE OVER THE CATERPILLAR!
dad: *squish* Too late!
brother: ahahahahahaha! It left a SPLAT! ahahahahahaha!
invisi: KEEP GOING KEEP GOING! Ahhhh! 'Nother caterpillar!
mom: DON'T DRIVE OVER THE CATERPILLAR!
dad: did i hit him? Did I hit him?
bro: Yep!
invisi: HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH! There's another one! And another one!
dad: Whee! *squish* Whee! *squish* Oop! There goes another one! *squish*
and so on, and so forth... my mom was mad at us for killing all the little caterpillars, at one point, we stopped, got out of the car, looked at a caterpillar, got back in the car, and drove over all his little friends... :) :) :) :)
Invisi did feel slightly sad for all the death caused on the road at La Grange... but it was funny nonetheless....
Thursday, May 13, 2010
AAAAgggggggggghhh! Bandaiditis!
my poor thumb has bandaiditis thanks to a CERTAIN little seventh grader. I was holding a trashcan that i was supposed to clean out and that CERTAIN little seventh grader decided that he needed the trashcan, stole it from me, and caused severe pain and bleeding to my nail bed... therefore... i cannot play piano, or do taekwondo.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
the only problem is that 1, it HURTS, and 2, i now have a severe case of bandaiditis, which, for those of you who do not know, is when you have a bandaid on for too long and your skin turns white... ist creeeeeeeeepy!
the only problem is that 1, it HURTS, and 2, i now have a severe case of bandaiditis, which, for those of you who do not know, is when you have a bandaid on for too long and your skin turns white... ist creeeeeeeeepy!
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Taekwondo 2
My friend failed. She chased Window Pain around and around and around and around the Taekwondo room to try to put pigtails in his hair... might I add that Window Pain is very athletic? He dodged and ran like a madman to get away from her hair ties. It was interesting. He basically juked her the whole class period, and what was really, really, funny, was the fact that they ended up being partners for most of the class... It didn't help though, he still managed to dodge her... sigh... it'll be a while till we see another Asian Carrot...
Monday, May 3, 2010
Taekwondo
Sam! You should have come to Taekwondo today! Twas awesome! Remember the guy who ran into the window? Well, let's call him Window Pain. Window Pain has looong hair... which one of my friends recently discovered, is PERFECT to put pigtails in... it was interesting... especially since they used MY hair ties... so anyway... there was this poor guy, screaming in pain because he couldn't get MY hair ties out of his hair... and ended up looking like an Asian carrot for quite a while...
like this, except imagine a teenage Asian dude instead...
yeah... my friend wants to do this to him tomorrow....
At the end of the class period we played rabbit and fox, and monkey and leopard. What would happen, is the rabbit would hop around the room, while the fox would do a sort of bear crawl. On the other one, the monkey would do a rabbit hop, except, instead of hopping, they would swing their body side to side, and the leopard would do the same thing as the fox did.
Needless to say, I failed each time. The first time, I was the rabbit, and was eaten. The second time, I was the leopard, and the monkey got away...
After this, we played four square dodge ball! It's where they separate everyone into 4 different squares, armed them all with dodge balls, and threw them at each other. When you were hit with one, you would join their side, until everyone was on one side. My side won! Woot woot!
Later, at the end of class, code and nickel were there... they were harassing my friend, and I did a kick to them through the window, Nickel kicks back, then I do a jump kick towards his head (through the window). Nickel leaves, and then Code keeps trying to get my attention, I humor him and he's trying to talk to me through the window, which doesn't work by the way :). He's pointing and yelling behind me, and when I look where he's pointing, Nickel is sneaking up behind me, and he goes ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!! Which scared the stuffing out of me... o_O
Later, at the end of class, code and nickel were there... they were harassing my friend, and I did a kick to them through the window, Nickel kicks back, then I do a jump kick towards his head (through the window). Nickel leaves, and then Code keeps trying to get my attention, I humor him and he's trying to talk to me through the window, which doesn't work by the way :). He's pointing and yelling behind me, and when I look where he's pointing, Nickel is sneaking up behind me, and he goes ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!! Which scared the stuffing out of me... o_O
Justin Bieber
This is a conversation between me and my dad about Justin Bieber.
Me (after introducing my dad to his "music"): So..... do you like Justin Bieber?
Dad: NO WAAAAAY! Whenever I hear him, it makes me want to scream and run away!
Mom: I haven't heard him yet...
Me: Dad? Should we enlighten her?
Dad: It's not so much enlightening as it is it's own special type of torture.
Dad: If i had to hear him I'd run away screaming and holding my ears... (There would) Probably be blood pouring out between my fingers.
Me: !!! *cackle*
Me (after introducing my dad to his "music"): So..... do you like Justin Bieber?
Dad: NO WAAAAAY! Whenever I hear him, it makes me want to scream and run away!
Mom: I haven't heard him yet...
Me: Dad? Should we enlighten her?
Dad: It's not so much enlightening as it is it's own special type of torture.
Dad: If i had to hear him I'd run away screaming and holding my ears... (There would) Probably be blood pouring out between my fingers.
Me: !!! *cackle*
High Jump
These are pictures of my first try at the high jump, photo credit to Sam.
And as you can see, my feet hit the rope EVERY SINGLE TIME (grah!).
I also did not realize that the high jump used stomach muscles....until I woke up the next morning...owie.
And as you can see, my feet hit the rope EVERY SINGLE TIME (grah!).
I also did not realize that the high jump used stomach muscles....until I woke up the next morning...owie.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Blood Types!
Apparently the Japanese are obsessed with bloodtypes like
O, B, AB, A...
here are the types:
Type O: Type O's are very outgoing, social, and don't always finish things that they start. Creative and popular, they are always the center of attention and appear to be self-confident. (i'm type O!)
Type A: While outwardly calm, they are balls of nerves on the inside. The perfectionists, they are the most creative.
Type B: Goal oriented, strong minded, once they start something, they see it through till the end. These people are independent, more than the others.
Type AB: Split personalities, their outgoing and shy, confident and timid. They're trustworthy and like to help others, if you install responsibility in them, they'll handle it, while too much may be a problem.
O, B, AB, A...
here are the types:
Type O: Type O's are very outgoing, social, and don't always finish things that they start. Creative and popular, they are always the center of attention and appear to be self-confident. (i'm type O!)
Type A: While outwardly calm, they are balls of nerves on the inside. The perfectionists, they are the most creative.
Type B: Goal oriented, strong minded, once they start something, they see it through till the end. These people are independent, more than the others.
Type AB: Split personalities, their outgoing and shy, confident and timid. They're trustworthy and like to help others, if you install responsibility in them, they'll handle it, while too much may be a problem.
Random Speakings!
Random Speakings for all the times i have not blog-ed!
- 2, 4, 6, 8! Who do we depreciate?
- Happy, happy, joy, joy, now I want some poi, poi!
- Sad, sad, mope, mope, can I kill the pope, pope?
- I don't like peopleth with lithpth
- polytetrafluroethelyne is a very random word that i very randomly found in the dictionry
- if you type in hyphonate to T9 on your cell phone, it turns into hopkins
- I find freerunners very interesting! That's...uhm....kind of.....uhm...why...uhm...it's my..uhm...profile picture
- i cannot figure out how to post my pictures from my bamboo (my art pad)
- uhm
- uhm
and so! that is all!
Monday, April 12, 2010
Invisi needs encouragement
Invisi needs some encouragement to write the rest of the Washington DC trip... mostly because Invisi needs some help REMEMBERING what happened there... and was also wondering if anyone was still interested in the trip in the first place......
Peas and green beans!
-Invisi Noodle
Peas and green beans!
-Invisi Noodle
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Topeka
Welcome to Google, Kansas! it was formerly Topeka, Kansas, but the mayor changed it to Google to honor the search engine. here's the link to prove it! :http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/different-kind-of-company-name.html
oh... by the way... don't forget to look at when the post was posted!
oh... by the way... don't forget to look at when the post was posted!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
DC trip, part 1
here is a more in depth post about my dc trip, i shalt be doing it in parts, because i have to go to bed!
We fly to baltimore, and me and sam end up sitting next to a guy on the plane, now i KNOW you may be thinking "man! i just read this on sam's blog!" but nooooooooooo you haven't heard INVISI'S side of the story!
sooo.... invisi shoves sam into the seat next to the dude ( i thot, sit next to the grouchy old guy that will probably be mad at us for talking, or sit next to the moody teenager that would probably just sulk, i chose the teenager (turns out he wasn't moody AT ALL)) and we take off from the airport. me and sam talk for most of the flight and for most of the flight the dude was laughing at me.... mostly because i was doing things that people would laugh at. like, forgetting to latch my in-flight tray, and bending down to grab my bag. unlike MOST trays, which stayed up without latching, mine didn't. noooooo.... see invisi didn't know this, so, she puts it up, bends down to get something, and BWAM! the tray smites invisi in the back of the head! i'm like ooooooww!!! and the dude and sam are laughing their heads off at me, while i look slightly dazed and stupid (while holding my head, of course)
and then later, invisi decides that she needs something from her bag again, so she puts her tray up, leans down, realizes that it's unlatched, and snaps her head back up to miss the falling demon tray, but is too late, and invisi, who's half way up finds a tray slammed down on the bridge of my nose, which hurts considerably more than the back of my head! so now, sam and the dude are rolling, while i'm slightly cross-eyed and in a considerable amount of pain...
Speaking of the dude, i didn't realize how much TAAAAAAALLER he was than me. it was when we were standing in line at the plane, and i see somebody, and i look up, and uup, and UP! and he looks down, and down, and considerably farther down, to me. in other words, he's quite tall, and my dad's six foot six, so seeing this height on a fourteen year old kid is pretty impressive... sam finally recognized how tall he was AFTER he stood up and banged his head on the roof of our seating cabin. Turns out, he was six-one... and he was from austin (same as us), and he was our age (8th grade), and he was going to baltimore (same as us), i DIDN'T actually get around to learning his name.... WHICH I AM STILL MAD ABOUT! (see... invisi likes knowing people's names, so she doesn't have to refer to them as "that dude", or "him", or something else.
BUT! before that! we landed in baltimore. so the pilot says "welcome to baltimore", and i break out into a musical (hairspray, to be exact), and i sing "Good morning, Baaaaaaaaltimoooooooooooooore!!! and throw out my arms for empathis. apparently, it was loud enough that my classmates in the veeery back of the plane heard me, and recognized my voice.... so MOST OF THE PLANE HEARD ME SING HAIRSPRAY! grah! on the plus side, i was given the privelage of seeing somebody try his hardest not to burst into laughter... yep... the dude... sam, on the other hand, burst out into laughter... and THAT concludes my plane trip to baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaltimooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!
We fly to baltimore, and me and sam end up sitting next to a guy on the plane, now i KNOW you may be thinking "man! i just read this on sam's blog!" but nooooooooooo you haven't heard INVISI'S side of the story!
sooo.... invisi shoves sam into the seat next to the dude ( i thot, sit next to the grouchy old guy that will probably be mad at us for talking, or sit next to the moody teenager that would probably just sulk, i chose the teenager (turns out he wasn't moody AT ALL)) and we take off from the airport. me and sam talk for most of the flight and for most of the flight the dude was laughing at me.... mostly because i was doing things that people would laugh at. like, forgetting to latch my in-flight tray, and bending down to grab my bag. unlike MOST trays, which stayed up without latching, mine didn't. noooooo.... see invisi didn't know this, so, she puts it up, bends down to get something, and BWAM! the tray smites invisi in the back of the head! i'm like ooooooww!!! and the dude and sam are laughing their heads off at me, while i look slightly dazed and stupid (while holding my head, of course)
and then later, invisi decides that she needs something from her bag again, so she puts her tray up, leans down, realizes that it's unlatched, and snaps her head back up to miss the falling demon tray, but is too late, and invisi, who's half way up finds a tray slammed down on the bridge of my nose, which hurts considerably more than the back of my head! so now, sam and the dude are rolling, while i'm slightly cross-eyed and in a considerable amount of pain...
Speaking of the dude, i didn't realize how much TAAAAAAALLER he was than me. it was when we were standing in line at the plane, and i see somebody, and i look up, and uup, and UP! and he looks down, and down, and considerably farther down, to me. in other words, he's quite tall, and my dad's six foot six, so seeing this height on a fourteen year old kid is pretty impressive... sam finally recognized how tall he was AFTER he stood up and banged his head on the roof of our seating cabin. Turns out, he was six-one... and he was from austin (same as us), and he was our age (8th grade), and he was going to baltimore (same as us), i DIDN'T actually get around to learning his name.... WHICH I AM STILL MAD ABOUT! (see... invisi likes knowing people's names, so she doesn't have to refer to them as "that dude", or "him", or something else.
BUT! before that! we landed in baltimore. so the pilot says "welcome to baltimore", and i break out into a musical (hairspray, to be exact), and i sing "Good morning, Baaaaaaaaltimoooooooooooooore!!! and throw out my arms for empathis. apparently, it was loud enough that my classmates in the veeery back of the plane heard me, and recognized my voice.... so MOST OF THE PLANE HEARD ME SING HAIRSPRAY! grah! on the plus side, i was given the privelage of seeing somebody try his hardest not to burst into laughter... yep... the dude... sam, on the other hand, burst out into laughter... and THAT concludes my plane trip to baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaltimooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!
all that goes on...
Some people wonder what goes on in my head, some people don't, because they don't WANT to know... i fall into the former category. SO! for anyone who wants to know, read the following post!
My train of thought isn't so much a "train" as it is a bus. it makes frequent stops. For example, i'm just walking around, and i think suddenly,
BEANS!
PINTO beans,
pinto HORSE,
MIDNIGHT (ya know, the black horse movie or something),
and then, SAD, STUPID MOVIE,
THE HORNED AVENGER!
weird talking lizard thingy
LIZARD!
lizard that bites people
america's funniest home videos!
my blog!
and THAT'S how invisi gets from beans, to blog.
My train of thought isn't so much a "train" as it is a bus. it makes frequent stops. For example, i'm just walking around, and i think suddenly,
BEANS!
PINTO beans,
pinto HORSE,
MIDNIGHT (ya know, the black horse movie or something),
and then, SAD, STUPID MOVIE,
THE HORNED AVENGER!
weird talking lizard thingy
LIZARD!
lizard that bites people
america's funniest home videos!
my blog!
and THAT'S how invisi gets from beans, to blog.
This!
This! is the beginning of a series of long, interesting (this is debatable), and weird (this is NOT debatable), series of posts!
Saturday, March 13, 2010
my thots 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monday: offseason= pain, add that to taekwondo= MORE PAIN!!!!
tuesday: achy breaky limbs and muscles from monday, running across our school's campus doing a scavenger hunt DOES NOT HELP! AND THEN! we had to do jog-a-fun, which is like, 30 min of nonstop running= very much pain! and monday does not help whatsoever! AND THEN I GO AND HAVE MORE TAEKWONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wednesday: almost no moving at all...
thursday: off-season and taekwondo....again
friday: halfday, panick, stay up til 12:30, wake up @ 5 am on sat
saturday: fly to washington dc, get laughed at by a 14 year-old, six foot guy that we sat next to (me and sam) and now i'm bloggng.. mor on th boy l8r, wen i dnt hav curfew!
tuesday: achy breaky limbs and muscles from monday, running across our school's campus doing a scavenger hunt DOES NOT HELP! AND THEN! we had to do jog-a-fun, which is like, 30 min of nonstop running= very much pain! and monday does not help whatsoever! AND THEN I GO AND HAVE MORE TAEKWONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wednesday: almost no moving at all...
thursday: off-season and taekwondo....again
friday: halfday, panick, stay up til 12:30, wake up @ 5 am on sat
saturday: fly to washington dc, get laughed at by a 14 year-old, six foot guy that we sat next to (me and sam) and now i'm bloggng.. mor on th boy l8r, wen i dnt hav curfew!
Sunday, March 7, 2010
apolo ohno!
according to wikipedia... apolo's name means ap: to steer away from, and lo, which means: look out, here he comes..
AND! if you put a space between oh and no, you get: OH NO! HERE HE COMES!
I was going to post more, but i forgot..... again... i shall add more to this post l8r!
tell me what you think! comment!
invisi out!
AND! if you put a space between oh and no, you get: OH NO! HERE HE COMES!
I was going to post more, but i forgot..... again... i shall add more to this post l8r!
tell me what you think! comment!
invisi out!
my thots!
soo.... hafing sum problems getin on 2 th compooper so HERE'S ALL THE POSTS I WAS GOING TO POST FOR THIS WEEK! beware of sudden random interruptions!!!
my brother's friend searched Chuck Norris on google and it came up with: Google cannot search for Chuck Norris, because you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.
dunno if it's true or not, i tried it....
I had a pepperoni pizza pretzel at Auntie Anne's, it is a pretzel with cheese and pepperoni sprinkled on top.... is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here is yummy pizza pretzel!
one of my cell phone charms is a pooh bear in a chipmunk suit (needless to say, i removed it.... it annoyed me) sooo, it looked like pooh bear was being eaten by a chipmunk, his head came out of the chipmunk's mouth, and it's teeth were poised over his forehead, here's a picture of him in a squirrel suit, just picture it with spots, a big tail, and biiiiiig teeth!
a boy in my band class (let's call him hoedown) smartly decided to pour quarters down his trumpet! they, of course, got stuck, so invisigirl was forced to help him get them out.... after that, hoedown INGENIOUSLY decided to try it AGAIN! this time, hoedown caught the attention of my band teacher, mr.p, who, by repeatedly banging the bell against a desk, got the quarters out again.... i'm not sure if hoedown has tried to put quarters down his trumpet yet again....
Tofu'd.... not quite sure what it means, but it's a verb that Sam and I made up... so just go up to someone and say I TOFU'D YOU! and see what happens... oh! i wanna know what it means! someone tell me! comment!
Friday, March 5, 2010
my school's not weird at all...nooooooo!
A guy just walked down the hallway with a gladiator mask on... And my classmates are having a knife fight... Using the "weapon" app on their iPhones.....
Monday, March 1, 2010
EPIC AND REGULAR FAILS.....
Me an mi bro are practicing "fails" and "epic fails"
soooooo.... any ways.... we were practicing how to jump onto the sofa (yeah....), and my brother goes, "Here's how you fail! Now tell me whether this is a "Fail" or an "Epic Fail"" and we both did all kind of stupid things, like:
jumping on through the side, trying to jump over the coffee table, trying to make it over the heater and onto the sofa, missing the sofa alltogether, jumping onto the wrong sofa, etc. etc..... and THEN! we moved into other things... like Sport's epic fails! You can imagine how this goes.... as we each rate each other's failures......
soooooo.... any ways.... we were practicing how to jump onto the sofa (yeah....), and my brother goes, "Here's how you fail! Now tell me whether this is a "Fail" or an "Epic Fail"" and we both did all kind of stupid things, like:
jumping on through the side, trying to jump over the coffee table, trying to make it over the heater and onto the sofa, missing the sofa alltogether, jumping onto the wrong sofa, etc. etc..... and THEN! we moved into other things... like Sport's epic fails! You can imagine how this goes.... as we each rate each other's failures......
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thank heavens for my bro! If I didnt have him around.... No one would be there to cheer me up, or nearly drive me to the point of insanity! XD
definately my favorite!
you know how people put things into astericks? like: *sigh* or *cries* or *laugh* or something? well.... THIS! is my favorite one!
*facepalm*!
*facepalm*!
FAIL!
umm.... so yeah, i have a fail sticker right now... I just saw it when i was leaving piano class! it was a sticker that someone had written FAIL on! is...........so.............cooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lala!
happy failure!
lala!
happy failure!
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
It is snoqing now... Icsnt feelmy hands, itr makes .it.jhardb2 trype!
Sunday, February 21, 2010
wooooooot!
i yam happy to say that my essay is finally done! it's pretty good for something i finished in under an hour..... *sweat* i'm such a procrastinator *sweat* o well.... congrats on the play again to sam and jammin and...and...and...everyone else!
weeeeeeeeeell?
Have you fed the invisfeesh today? well, HAVE YOU? it's easy, just click on their tank, and watch the food DISAPPEAR!
tata
invisi out!
tata
invisi out!
Saturday, February 20, 2010
why?
see? i was going to post something funny.... but now i can't remember it.... oh well
GO TEAM USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!
GO TEAM USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!
Friday, February 19, 2010
Kleenex is sooooooo prouded of her friends sam an jammin! An evrione else hu was in the plays! Ne1 hu cs them, give em a pat on da back!
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Note: still busy cracking up over "tokeyeo"......
I just saw something furry and white stuck poking out of someone's locker... It was a scarf (thank goodness). BUT IT LOOKED JUST LIKE AN EAR ON AN ANIMAL!
I get weird stares when I walk down the hall with my textbooks on my head
I found a flattened frog at the bottom of my locker...
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! SHAUN WHITE GOT GOOOOOOLD!!!!! *jumps around screaming like a maniac* I am so happy! *sniff* ^=^
I like the South Korean anthem, except when it's being played at the Olympics....and that goes for all anthems excepting "The Star Spangled Banner"
Corn nuts and chocolate covered craisins.... What more could a girl ask for?
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI MR. POLLARD!
hopefully you are reading this! *waves*
hopefully you are reading this! *waves*
Sunday, February 14, 2010
0 days until valentine's day! Wait! *calculates* that means that..... TODAY IS VALENTINE'S!?!?!?!?!?!
Saturday, February 13, 2010
James Marsden
Yeah, Skandar? Remember how we couldn't figure out who the heck that dude was in the preview? And we were both beating us up over it cuz we knew he was really famous? Yeah, well i FINALLY remembered (shame on me for remembering so late!).
It's James Marsden!
I told my brother that I wil have him inhale helium before the end of this weekend, an he asks if it was a threat (gives me a wary look)
I want to hear sam's an skandar's bro's voices w. Helium!
Friday, February 12, 2010
WOW
OK, i'll admit it.... invisi was impressed by percy jackson and the olympians. it wasn't that close to the original storyline and they didn't cast the characters too good, but then again, what book to movie isn't? there's always SOME problem... but the new storyline was pretty decent! i'm not even sure there's a whole lot new about it even, since it's been like 2 years since i read the book... so i yam trying to watch each book to movie movie with a pinch of salt!
speaking of book to movies, they are making DIARY OF A WIMPY KID into a movie.... i am HONESTLY not surprised AT ALL..... ok.... maybe a little.....
what i AM surprised at is the fact that they are REMAKING KARATE KID!!!!!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! karate kid is a classic! you don't remake the classics! it's like, remaking casablanca! or gone with the wind! you JUST DON'T DO IT!!!!
and speaking of classics, they are remaking one of my favorite comic strips into a movie!!!! garfield's one thing, but MARMADUKE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? what the HECK?????? it looks ok.... i guess..... but i'm not too fond of it so far, because
1)marmaduke was never a teenager
2) marmaduke NEVER TALKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) go check marmaduke (the comic, not the movie) out! GO MY GERBILS! GO! GO! GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
speaking of book to movies, they are making DIARY OF A WIMPY KID into a movie.... i am HONESTLY not surprised AT ALL..... ok.... maybe a little.....
what i AM surprised at is the fact that they are REMAKING KARATE KID!!!!!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! karate kid is a classic! you don't remake the classics! it's like, remaking casablanca! or gone with the wind! you JUST DON'T DO IT!!!!
and speaking of classics, they are remaking one of my favorite comic strips into a movie!!!! garfield's one thing, but MARMADUKE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? what the HECK?????? it looks ok.... i guess..... but i'm not too fond of it so far, because
1)marmaduke was never a teenager
2) marmaduke NEVER TALKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) go check marmaduke (the comic, not the movie) out! GO MY GERBILS! GO! GO! GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
2 more days!
2 more days until valentines! i just watched the opening ceremony of the vancouver winter olympics! it was pretty cool. haha! invisi made a funny! cool.....heh......winter......heh.......snow.....heh....
Thursday, February 11, 2010
gahahg!
3 days until valentines!
p.s. remind me to tell u abowt victor borge... for those hu dnt no!
p.s. remind me to tell u abowt victor borge... for those hu dnt no!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Signed.....
This is a post!
Signed:
Kinbarii
Kyarena
Fujimoto Kumiko
Nakamura Kumiko
Konno Nozomi
Nakamura Kazuko
Sugiura Asuka
Koizumi Kumiko
p.s. don't ask
Signed:
Kinbarii
Kyarena
Fujimoto Kumiko
Nakamura Kumiko
Konno Nozomi
Nakamura Kazuko
Sugiura Asuka
Koizumi Kumiko
p.s. don't ask
That was unpleasant...... I just saw a half naked guy... I swear, no pants, no underwear.... >_< yeah.....
Monday, February 8, 2010
Ne1 no ne jap. emocon? onli no a few an i 2 lazy 2 look 4 mre
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Sunday, February 7, 2010
Lettuce summarize the superbowl partay @ sam's church in three words: oreos, rapping, and stalkers.
invisi out!
invisi out!
Invisigirl is busy trying to unravel washington's farewll address.. 4 HOMEWORK!!!
Saturday, February 6, 2010
to....much....HAIRSPRAY!!!
we went 2 the salt lick w. mi family 2day 4 dinner! twrds the end of our meal, a very very VERY texan family went and sat infront of me... like, the guys all had a moustache or a moustache/beard combo. all of the guys had cowboy hats, were wearing jeans, flannel shirts, or a jean vest (even the little ones). every one of them wore cowboy boots, one of the girls had that insane, curly, super hairsprayed, big hair that all texan girls used to wear, and she had a buttondown shirt, BIG belt, jeans, and boots.... now just multiply all of this a couple of times and you got the family. ja-HEESH! i'm texan too, but not THAT texan... in truth, i was real happy 2 see it! :)
Friday, February 5, 2010
mi ni! (my knee)
so newaaaaaaay.... it wuz fascinating bcuz i hit a vein, and u no how blood is blue b4it gets oxygen? well thats what happened! the skin was all blu-ish, and my blood was an almost black purple! so cool!....in a morbid kinda way......
I cut my knee 2day! It was fascinating! Mor on this l8r!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Valentine's Day is in 10 days... The horror, the dread, the cupids!!!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
relatively happy
i haf figurededed out how i'ma going 2 do mi science project! ima going to cut out an eye from construction paper, and put the nuclear symbol in her pupil! it'll look coooooooooooool! that, and I MANAGED TO CONTACT MY BEST FRIEND FROM FOREVER 2DAY! sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy!
invisi out!
p.s. feed the invisifeesh!
invisi out!
p.s. feed the invisifeesh!
Monday, February 1, 2010
That hula hoop song...
i just want a huuuuuula hoooooop!
yes... SOMEONE got that stuck in my head!
you know who u are...
it failed...
okaaaaaaaaaaaaay... so the weird hindu clown failed... looked so much better on mi phone... *sighs* AND SPEAKING OF PHONES! *abruptly changes mood* A PERSON NAMED SAM P. HAS AS-KED ME A QUESTION ABOUT THEM! AND! THE ANSWER IS!!! there's a little button on your dashboard next to your blog list and it is in the shape of a cell phone... follow it and u can post 2 ur blog! (text message rates apply)
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Weird hindu clown singing... I think
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Friday, January 29, 2010
Hmm... Ive just realized that I have needle phobia... Pathetic, I know... Sum1 plz enliten me on what needle phobia is actli called?
Ohhh.... We almost got hit by a car just now.... So terrifying...
That, and I heard some dude in the hallway shout something about shaving legs....
I haf a weird skul... 1 of mi locker buddies started saying: "nervousbreakdown!nervousbreakdoooooooown!" And then, "so! How was ur day??"
Thursday, January 21, 2010
I!
I! invisi! hath goop! that is all i have 2 say!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
of all the days...
of all the days to be sick... why does it have to be the day were making goop in science class?!?!?!?!?!?! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy........????? well, at least i already turned in my materials so that my team can go AND MAKE IT WITHOUT ME!!!! hrmmph...
on a lighter note... I GOTZ NO SKUL 2 DAY!!!
on a darker note... what's for homework? some1 enlighten me pleez!
on a lighter note... I GOTZ NO SKUL 2 DAY!!!
on a darker note... what's for homework? some1 enlighten me pleez!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
why can't i use copy and paste!!! i've already tried CTRL+C and CTRL+V
Sunday, January 10, 2010
they were riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
the person that bursted my happy bubble was riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!! *sob* whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????????????????
my bubble has been bursted
a certain SOMEone had to go and burst my happy bubble.... wah!
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Skul ain't Kul!
Skul starts tomorroooooooooooooooooooooooooowww waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Monday, January 4, 2010
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY NEW YEAR!
yeah.. it's been a while since new year... i was to busy reading MANGA!! HAHAHA!!! neway.... so we started of new year with my bro jumping around lke a maniac trying to see all the fireworks. Doing so, he hit the wire that was holding our candle melter.... so now we have a slightly fruity smellng table and floor... then he was so happy and spilled his noodles (we eat noodles at new year). and mi parents were mad, and yeah...
I didn't see a whole lot of fireworks because i was kinda reading manga.... but when i did look, i missed just about all of them. Mi brother was laffing real hard because every time i turned away a firework would explode behind my back... seriously... i heard them...
I didn't see a whole lot of fireworks because i was kinda reading manga.... but when i did look, i missed just about all of them. Mi brother was laffing real hard because every time i turned away a firework would explode behind my back... seriously... i heard them...
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