MLIA

Have you ever been to the website MLIA? It stands for my life is average, here are some exerpts from the website! :


Today, I ate a fortune cookie that read "Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny." Lately I've been dreaming of being hunted down by murderers. I'm kind of nervous now. MLIA.

My 5 year old excitedly told me "I CAN READ MY OWN MIND!!" She was serious. I have high hopes for her! MLIA

Today my mom was watching soap operas. I walked by as some random chick came on and I whispered, "Who's that?" The lady on tv whispered back, "Cassie." I said thanks, and walked away. MLIA

Today i realized that i have never been to walmart, never had a tootsie pop, never eaten lucky charms, never even seen a dime or a quarter. But then it hit me. Im british. MLIA

Last night, I slept with both socks on. This morning, I woke up with only one sock on one of my feet. I looked everywhere for it and found it in my fish tank. I really want to know what happened last night. MLIA.

Today, I was searching up a question on google of why a series came with 3d glasses. I typed in "Why does se" and one of the suggestions was, "Why does seaworld have a seafood restaurant?" You know, google, that's a great question. MLIA

Today, I learned that typing <(") in face book chat makes it come out as a penguin. I then spent my time attacking my friends with hordes of penguin armies. MLIA

.ɐı1ɯ .ɥɐʎ-ooq .uʍop ǝpısdn uǝʇʇıɹʍ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuou 'ǝɹoɟǝq sɐı1ɯ ʎzɐɹɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd ǝɯos uǝǝs ǝʌɐɥ ı ǝ1ıɥʍ 'ʇɐɥʇ pǝsı1ɐǝɹ ı 'ʎɐpoʇ

Today my six year-old sister called me "pitiful". Wondering if she even knew what that meant, I asked her the definition of pitiful. What was her answer? Pretty and beautiful. ...I know how i'm going to compliment people from now on. MLIA.

Today, I started singing 'Snape, Snape, Severus Snape' at musical rehearsal. Another 5 people joined me and we sang the whole Mysterious Ticking Noise. After we'd finished, we heard the teachers singing along as well. MLIA

Today, I was reminiscing about the good old days when I remembered my childhood fear and started laughing. Monsters? Crocodiles? Dragons? Spiders? Snakes? Nope. Cows. I was a special child. MLIA

Today, my dad told me that Sponges actually eat starfish. I cant look at Spongebob the same now. MLIA

Today, I found out about a Where's Waldo app for the iPhone. I searched for it on the app store for half an hour, I could not find it. Well played Waldo, well played. MLIA

Today I googled dying. The first result was, "Dying for beginners". I wondered how you could not be a beginner at dying. MLIA

Today, while at a resturant with my family, my little sister asked my mom for some money to get a Hannah Montana sticker. I was deeply disappointed in her until she got the sticker, put it on the bottom of her shoe, and said "Now I can step on her face alllll day long!" I have never more proud of her. MLIA.

Today, I was supposed to be doing my homework, but I was on MLIA. I laughed, and my mum asked what was so funny. I quickly closed MLIA and it was on my assignment research about Japanese whaling. There was a picture of a whale with a harpoon through it's back. She now thinks I'm a psychopath. MLIA

that one's my favorite :)

Today I went to the bathroom and thought " Who keeps using the last pieces of toilet paper?!" Then I realized I live by myself. MLIA

Today, I was staying at a hotel. I needed to take my incredibly heavy suitcase up to my room, so naturally I took the elevator. I got into the elevator, which was crowded with a LOT of people. I then proceeded to zip part of my suitcase open and whisper "Don't worry buddy, we're almost to the room. Ya got enough air in there??" The looks i got were priceless. Pretty much everyone in the elevator got out on the next floor, and now at least 15 people think i'm insane. It was soooo worth it. MLIA

Yesterday, my friend said something to me and my brain imediately translated it to "munch munch munch munch". I still don't know what she said but I'm okay with that. MLIA




JUST FOR SAM!

Today, a package was received at my work. The package was adressed to Sam Iam. Dr.Suess will live on forever! MLIA


And so on, and so forth.. I could go on for HOURS.... :) tata!