MLIA

Have you ever been to the website MLIA? It stands for my life is average, here are some exerpts from the website! :


Today, I ate a fortune cookie that read "Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny." Lately I've been dreaming of being hunted down by murderers. I'm kind of nervous now. MLIA.

My 5 year old excitedly told me "I CAN READ MY OWN MIND!!" She was serious. I have high hopes for her! MLIA

Today my mom was watching soap operas. I walked by as some random chick came on and I whispered, "Who's that?" The lady on tv whispered back, "Cassie." I said thanks, and walked away. MLIA

Today i realized that i have never been to walmart, never had a tootsie pop, never eaten lucky charms, never even seen a dime or a quarter. But then it hit me. Im british. MLIA

Last night, I slept with both socks on. This morning, I woke up with only one sock on one of my feet. I looked everywhere for it and found it in my fish tank. I really want to know what happened last night. MLIA.

Today, I was searching up a question on google of why a series came with 3d glasses. I typed in "Why does se" and one of the suggestions was, "Why does seaworld have a seafood restaurant?" You know, google, that's a great question. MLIA

Today, I learned that typing <(") in face book chat makes it come out as a penguin. I then spent my time attacking my friends with hordes of penguin armies. MLIA

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Today my six year-old sister called me "pitiful". Wondering if she even knew what that meant, I asked her the definition of pitiful. What was her answer? Pretty and beautiful. ...I know how i'm going to compliment people from now on. MLIA.

Today, I started singing 'Snape, Snape, Severus Snape' at musical rehearsal. Another 5 people joined me and we sang the whole Mysterious Ticking Noise. After we'd finished, we heard the teachers singing along as well. MLIA

Today, I was reminiscing about the good old days when I remembered my childhood fear and started laughing. Monsters? Crocodiles? Dragons? Spiders? Snakes? Nope. Cows. I was a special child. MLIA

Today, my dad told me that Sponges actually eat starfish. I cant look at Spongebob the same now. MLIA

Today, I found out about a Where's Waldo app for the iPhone. I searched for it on the app store for half an hour, I could not find it. Well played Waldo, well played. MLIA

Today I googled dying. The first result was, "Dying for beginners". I wondered how you could not be a beginner at dying. MLIA

Today, while at a resturant with my family, my little sister asked my mom for some money to get a Hannah Montana sticker. I was deeply disappointed in her until she got the sticker, put it on the bottom of her shoe, and said "Now I can step on her face alllll day long!" I have never more proud of her. MLIA.

Today, I was supposed to be doing my homework, but I was on MLIA. I laughed, and my mum asked what was so funny. I quickly closed MLIA and it was on my assignment research about Japanese whaling. There was a picture of a whale with a harpoon through it's back. She now thinks I'm a psychopath. MLIA

that one's my favorite :)

Today I went to the bathroom and thought " Who keeps using the last pieces of toilet paper?!" Then I realized I live by myself. MLIA

Today, I was staying at a hotel. I needed to take my incredibly heavy suitcase up to my room, so naturally I took the elevator. I got into the elevator, which was crowded with a LOT of people. I then proceeded to zip part of my suitcase open and whisper "Don't worry buddy, we're almost to the room. Ya got enough air in there??" The looks i got were priceless. Pretty much everyone in the elevator got out on the next floor, and now at least 15 people think i'm insane. It was soooo worth it. MLIA

Yesterday, my friend said something to me and my brain imediately translated it to "munch munch munch munch". I still don't know what she said but I'm okay with that. MLIA




JUST FOR SAM!

Today, a package was received at my work. The package was adressed to Sam Iam. Dr.Suess will live on forever! MLIA


And so on, and so forth.. I could go on for HOURS.... :) tata!

Nuther poem!

My mind tends to randomly come up with poems, this one happened when I was folding my laundry....

Avalanche

A cascading torrent of imagination,
A bothersome way of feeling,
Crosses from my world to yours,
From the thoughts of one,
To the eyes of another,
Willfully bring images,
Shutting out a world of worries,
And wandering through the paths of bliss.

Mai poems

Here are the poems that I submitted to my (old) school's literary magazine. They both made it in.

A Writer's Saga


The battle cries heard,
From the depths of the pages,
Still resonate on,
Throughout all the ages.

The towering spire,
That rises still higher,
Rules on the brink,
Of paper and ink.

The bellowing roar,
Of a great war,
Voices lent,
From minds well spent.

A path well ridden,
Of words well written,
The saga still strong,
Though the writer's long gone.

They dance and curve,
Those flowing words,
As black as night,
On sheets pale white.




I Can't Write a Poem


Of all the things I cannot do,
Poems are the worst, it's true!
The rhyming creations,
Can give me hallucinations,
But even that is not the worst,
It's when I try to make a verse,
It's quite a pain,
And hurts my brain,
To make a poem rhyme.

A poem that sprang to mind

This is a poem that came into being after writing a comment on Skandar's post: Tomorrow. After I wrote the comment, I felt the overwhelming urge to sit down and write a poem about it, and here it is:


A New Era

Sighing, sobbing
Weeping, wanting,
Good bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.

Innocence lost,
Knowledge gained,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.

Changing, leaping,
Jumping, flying,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different

Feet first,
Splash down,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different

Walking, wandering,
Tripping, falling,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.

Picture perfect,
Burning up,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.

Loving, living,
Losing, giving,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.

Laughter echos,
Gone forever,
Good-bye, normality,
Hello, new era of different.


A sad poem, I realize, and different, too than what I normally write. But not too bad...

goo-bye my first poll! ratings and the winner.

To all of whom voted, and all of whom I forced to vote out there, you can tell the winner of my poll is most definately My Dad, Elmer Fudd, with a whopping 6 votes. This may sound small, but all the other options got zero, zip, nada, goose eggs, NUTHIN. And so.... we have a hands down winner!
tata!
lrigisivni

Shaved Bieber

Lay-dees and genteelmen, I now announce the end of all our problems: Shaved Bieber. This is a clever little tool that erases ALL mentions of Justin Bieber's name from the web. It is a downloadable version that even gives you the pleasure of going to his website and see every mention of his name erased. Shaved Bieber even deletes PHOTOS of the celebrity that are labled Justin Bieber, or Bieber. You can download it here!
Guess which Invisiperson will be downloading it now? The only problem.... will it affect my blog?

Justin-Bieber-less-Invisi, out!

Combustable Pants

Did you know that when you translate "Liar, liar, pants on fire." to french, and back again, it comes back as "Teller of untruths, your pants have combusted." ?

And the Woods of Brent close... my sentimental post

As I'm sure everyone knows by now, the halls of Brentwood are closing on me. Invisi is very very very very depressed as this was her favorite school.

At this school, I have found many good friends that I hope to keep for the rest of my life, and I pray that I will be able to keep in touch with them.

At this school, I have learned a lot. From Bible to Band, these things will stick with me for an eternity, and I hope to keep the best of memories of Brentwood.

At this school, I hope that I have created many lasting, life-long memories (of the good kind), and may always be able to look back on my moments and laugh.

To all my friends, this has been the best three years of my life.

Signed: Invisi (who actually started crying in the middle of this post and had to cut it short)

Please make Invisi happy

there are two things that would make invisi most happy right now, one would be to please do my poll, and another would be to please click the little button that says "comment" riiiiiiiiiiight there

My Dad, Elmer Fudd

Today, my dad told me: "Hey! Let me show you something!" Seeing as how I had just gotten into an argument with him, I apprehensively followed him into our backyard. As we're walking, I see something in the grass, and I say: "Woah... that's kinda gross" my Dad asks "Huh?" and looks down. On the ground there's a bunny carcass, all bloody and dead and lying there.

Me: Did you run over it with your lawn mower?
(He had been mowing previously)
Dad: Apparently... AW! I DIDN'T KNOW I DID THAT! I didn't mean for you to see that! Aw! I must've run over it! *depressed look* the poor bunny... But here! (brightens up) This is their nest!

By now, I'm worried, maybe they're more dead bunnies. I lean over and look into the hole where he was pointing, see something furry, and walk away. I thought he had run over the whole nest of them, which I later learned, he hadn't.

Later...

Me: Mom!
Mom: Yeeees?
(by the way my mom had just cleaned out the refrigerator, and our aunt and uncle had dropped by for a visit)
Me: Have you seen my chocolate bunny?
Mom: Uh, no...
Me: Aw... It was good chocolate, and I can't find it! It melts at outside temperature, so I have to keep it in the refrigerator! I wrapped it in saran wrap and put it waaaay in the back behind the yogurt so no one would find it and put it in the meat bin again!

(To make a long story short, every time I put my chocolate in the refrigerator to keep cold, someone puts it in the meat bin! I don't know why, but they do! The last time they did it, they left it on a bunch of pepperoni and ribs, so when I ate the meat-chocolate, it smelled and tasted like pepperoni! Not all the way through, but enough so you taste it when you eat it... It was disgusting.)

Mom:. ....it wouldn't happen to be wedge shaped, would it?
Me: MOM!
Mom: Uh oh...

Later on, I learned that she accidentally threw it away because she couldn't figure out what it was, and she thought that it was really really really old, because it was in the back of our refrigerator. So much for hiding my solid chocolate bunny from the meat bin.

(Dad walks in)

Me: DAD!!! Mom threw away my chocolate bunny!
Dad: Don't TALK to me about bunnies!

(walks into his bedroom to go take a shower)

Uncle (who had been enlightened to what happened with the lawn mower): Probably just going to go get that bunny blood washed off of him...

At one point my Uncle called my dad Elmer Fudd, and said: Shh.... be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting WABBITS!

And so my Dad was the butt of our jokes for pretty much the whole day. At one point my brother put on one of those clown noses and started to juggle Easter Eggs, but that's another story...

Much much later,

We had just gotten home from dinner with my aunt and uncle, and we're standing around in our driveway talking to them. At one point I go:

Me: Dad, you have some red stuff on the back of your t-shirt.
Uncle: It must be bunny blood!
Brother (goes around and inspects the back of my dad's t-shirt): It is bunny blood!
Dad: I'm a bunny murderer, I'll never live it down (insert pout here)
Aunt: You'll be standing at the pearly gates and you'll look down and, (makes rabbit impersonation), it'll be waiting for you, staring...
Me: YEAH! It and all the caterpillars! (for those of you who do not know, look two posts down.)
Uncle: No, what'll happen is, St. Peter will lean down and ask them, THAT'S the one? You're going to caterpillar hell young man!

This continues for a while until:

Dad: I'm going to go get the bunny blood off of my t-shirt.
Uncle: Good-bye Elmer Fudd!