yes... I am aware that Christmas is already over... Do I care? Eh... No.
and now.... "The Christmas Song" aka "Chestnuts Roasting Over an Open Fire" yeesh! Christmas Carols have alternate identities too...
Chestnuts roasting over an open fire, open fires are dangerous... right?
Jack Frost nipping at your nose, i like my nose perfectly un-nipped thank you very much!
Yuletide carols sung by a fire, again... fire is dangerous... "fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-burning!!! aaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"
And folks dressed up like Eskimos. aaaaahh!! scary-singing-on-fire-eskimos!!!
Everybody knows a Turkey and some mistletoe, yes... we all know some turkeys... uncle roger... jk
Help to make the season bright,
Tiny tots with there eyes all aglow, that's fire's fault
Will find it hard to sleep tonight. why... are they worried that mister stalker santa will be coming for them??
They know that Santa's on his way, see! my question is answered!
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh, is this lingo for happy-making things? (hint-hint)
And every child's mother is going to spy, gasp! ... our mothers are SPIES?!?!?!?
To see if reindeer really know how to fly, they don't... if they did, they would, but they don't, so they don't
So I'm offering a simple phrase,
To kids from 1 to 92, so my great-grandma isn't included?!?!?!?! She's 95!!! *sniff* I'm sorry grammy!
Although it's been said, many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you!
uh..invsi? you got the lyrics wrong. it's "Yuletide carols being sung by a CHOIR" not FIRE. I mixed it up too until I looked up the lyrics.
ReplyDeletei looked up the lyric an they said fire...
ReplyDeleteit choir. go to
ReplyDeletehttp://www.carols.org.uk/the_christmas_song_chestnuts_roasting.htm
it says choir.