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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Christmas Carol debunking

same old same old: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer!
(couldn't wait to do this one)
problems: honestly, i love this song...... but... (receiving evil eye from certain people) ok, ok... i'll poke at it's problems!

Problems (again) : should i just post all of the lyrics here? really..... grandma gets murdered by santa and his serial killer reindeer, grandma was drunk and left her medicine at home, leaves to go get it, grandpa doesn't seem to care that she was killed, he's watching football and drinking, and playing cards. so um... yeah... no problems here... (are you HAPPY?)

Lyrics of truth: "they should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves"

http://rlv.zcache.com/wanted_santa_claus_poster-p228977725850524824t5ta_400.jpg

its the truuuuuuuuuuuuth!!!!! if you want to read what it says go to:

http://www.zazzle.com/wanted_santa_claus_poster-228977725850524824

7 comments:

  1. i don't get the sexual harrassment one....what's he do to get that one? i get the rest

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  2. i dont get that 1 either... maybe from the song, 'i saw mommy kissing santa claus' but is just a guess

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  3. oh yeah that's probably it. forgot about that song

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  4. i giveth ye permission to debunk my poem if you wish

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  5. seriously! I wanna see what you do with it! (i think....)

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