DC trip, part 1

here is a more in depth post about my dc trip, i shalt be doing it in parts, because i have to go to bed!
We fly to baltimore, and me and sam end up sitting next to a guy on the plane, now i KNOW you may be thinking "man! i just read this on sam's blog!" but nooooooooooo you haven't heard INVISI'S side of the story!

sooo.... invisi shoves sam into the seat next to the dude ( i thot, sit next to the grouchy old guy that will probably be mad at us for talking, or sit next to the moody teenager that would probably just sulk, i chose the teenager (turns out he wasn't moody AT ALL)) and we take off from the airport. me and sam talk for most of the flight and for most of the flight the dude was laughing at me.... mostly because i was doing things that people would laugh at. like, forgetting to latch my in-flight tray, and bending down to grab my bag. unlike MOST trays, which stayed up without latching, mine didn't. noooooo.... see invisi didn't know this, so, she puts it up, bends down to get something, and BWAM! the tray smites invisi in the back of the head! i'm like ooooooww!!! and the dude and sam are laughing their heads off at me, while i look slightly dazed and stupid (while holding my head, of course)
and then later, invisi decides that she needs something from her bag again, so she puts her tray up, leans down, realizes that it's unlatched, and snaps her head back up to miss the falling demon tray, but is too late, and invisi, who's half way up finds a tray slammed down on the bridge of my nose, which hurts considerably more than the back of my head! so now, sam and the dude are rolling, while i'm slightly cross-eyed and in a considerable amount of pain...

Speaking of the dude, i didn't realize how much TAAAAAAALLER he was than me. it was when we were standing in line at the plane, and i see somebody, and i look up, and uup, and UP! and he looks down, and down, and considerably farther down, to me. in other words, he's quite tall, and my dad's six foot six, so seeing this height on a fourteen year old kid is pretty impressive... sam finally recognized how tall he was AFTER he stood up and banged his head on the roof of our seating cabin. Turns out, he was six-one... and he was from austin (same as us), and he was our age (8th grade), and he was going to baltimore (same as us), i DIDN'T actually get around to learning his name.... WHICH I AM STILL MAD ABOUT! (see... invisi likes knowing people's names, so she doesn't have to refer to them as "that dude", or "him", or something else.

BUT! before that! we landed in baltimore. so the pilot says "welcome to baltimore", and i break out into a musical (hairspray, to be exact), and i sing "Good morning, Baaaaaaaaltimoooooooooooooore!!! and throw out my arms for empathis. apparently, it was loud enough that my classmates in the veeery back of the plane heard me, and recognized my voice.... so MOST OF THE PLANE HEARD ME SING HAIRSPRAY! grah! on the plus side, i was given the privelage of seeing somebody try his hardest not to burst into laughter... yep... the dude... sam, on the other hand, burst out into laughter... and THAT concludes my plane trip to baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaltimooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!

all that goes on...

Some people wonder what goes on in my head, some people don't, because they don't WANT to know... i fall into the former category. SO! for anyone who wants to know, read the following post!

My train of thought isn't so much a "train" as it is a bus. it makes frequent stops. For example, i'm just walking around, and i think suddenly,
BEANS!
PINTO beans,
pinto HORSE,
MIDNIGHT (ya know, the black horse movie or something),
and then, SAD, STUPID MOVIE,
THE HORNED AVENGER!
weird talking lizard thingy
LIZARD!
lizard that bites people
america's funniest home videos!
my blog!

and THAT'S how invisi gets from beans, to blog.

This!

This! is the beginning of a series of long, interesting (this is debatable), and weird (this is NOT debatable), series of posts!

my thots 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

monday: offseason= pain, add that to taekwondo= MORE PAIN!!!!
tuesday: achy breaky limbs and muscles from monday, running across our school's campus doing a scavenger hunt DOES NOT HELP! AND THEN! we had to do jog-a-fun, which is like, 30 min of nonstop running= very much pain! and monday does not help whatsoever! AND THEN I GO AND HAVE MORE TAEKWONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wednesday: almost no moving at all...
thursday: off-season and taekwondo....again
friday: halfday, panick, stay up til 12:30, wake up @ 5 am on sat
saturday: fly to washington dc, get laughed at by a 14 year-old, six foot guy that we sat next to (me and sam) and now i'm bloggng.. mor on th boy l8r, wen i dnt hav curfew!

apolo ohno!

according to wikipedia... apolo's name means ap: to steer away from, and lo, which means: look out, here he comes..

AND! if you put a space between oh and no, you get: OH NO! HERE HE COMES!

I was going to post more, but i forgot..... again... i shall add more to this post l8r!

tell me what you think! comment!
invisi out!

my thots!

soo.... hafing sum problems getin on 2 th compooper so HERE'S ALL THE POSTS I WAS GOING TO POST FOR THIS WEEK! beware of sudden random interruptions!!!

my brother's friend searched Chuck Norris on google and it came up with: Google cannot search for Chuck Norris, because you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

dunno if it's true or not, i tried it....

I had a pepperoni pizza pretzel at Auntie Anne's, it is a pretzel with cheese and pepperoni sprinkled on top.... is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here is yummy pizza pretzel!

one of my cell phone charms is a pooh bear in a chipmunk suit (needless to say, i removed it.... it annoyed me) sooo, it looked like pooh bear was being eaten by a chipmunk, his head came out of the chipmunk's mouth, and it's teeth were poised over his forehead, here's a picture of him in a squirrel suit, just picture it with spots, a big tail, and biiiiiig teeth!

a boy in my band class (let's call him hoedown) smartly decided to pour quarters down his trumpet! they, of course, got stuck, so invisigirl was forced to help him get them out.... after that, hoedown INGENIOUSLY decided to try it AGAIN! this time, hoedown caught the attention of my band teacher, mr.p, who, by repeatedly banging the bell against a desk, got the quarters out again.... i'm not sure if hoedown has tried to put quarters down his trumpet yet again....

Tofu'd.... not quite sure what it means, but it's a verb that Sam and I made up... so just go up to someone and say I TOFU'D YOU! and see what happens... oh! i wanna know what it means! someone tell me! comment!

my school's not weird at all...nooooooo!

A guy just walked down the hallway with a gladiator mask on... And my classmates are having a knife fight... Using the "weapon" app on their iPhones.....

EPIC AND REGULAR FAILS.....

Me an mi bro are practicing "fails" and "epic fails"

soooooo.... any ways.... we were practicing how to jump onto the sofa (yeah....), and my brother goes, "Here's how you fail! Now tell me whether this is a "Fail" or an "Epic Fail"" and we both did all kind of stupid things, like:

jumping on through the side, trying to jump over the coffee table, trying to make it over the heater and onto the sofa, missing the sofa alltogether, jumping onto the wrong sofa, etc. etc..... and THEN! we moved into other things... like Sport's epic fails! You can imagine how this goes.... as we each rate each other's failures......